Description
Socks with attachment issues — literally.

These absurdly affectionate foot tubes come with magnetized mini hands that clasp together like a clingy couple at a high school dance. Bonus: googly eyes that silently judge everyone you walk past. Perfect for lovers, loners, coworkers, and cryptids alike.

Just don’t wash them near your phone or your boundaries.

Features

• ✋ Magnetic palms for spontaneous public hand-holding

• 👀 Googly eyes included (the silent kind of judgment)

• 🧵 Hand-sewn, hand-wash — because love is fragile

• 👣 One size fits most humans (US Women’s 4–8 or kids 8+)

Details

• Material: Cotton/poly blend + unearned intimacy

• Care: Hand-wash only, dry boundaries flat

• Style: Unisex novelty socks

• Includes: 1 pair (2 socks, 4 hands, endless regret)

Description
Finally — socks that scream, “I put the fun in dysfunctional democracy.” These novelty socks feature a cartoon Trump face, a shock of unruly yellow hair, and yes — a miniature comb so you can primp on the go. Loud, stretchy, and wildly unelectable.

Wear them to rallies, ironic brunches, or just to remind your ankles that democracy is fragile.

Features
🧦 One size fits most (US men’s 6–13, women’s 7+)
💇 Includes mini comb for styling Trumpy’s yarn-like hair
🧵 Soft cotton/poly/spandex blend for maximum stretch and scandal
🌬️ Breathable, bold, and bizarrely presidential
🧼 Best washed gently — the hairpiece can’t handle impeachment

Specifications
Product Type: Novelty socks
Size: One size fits most (men’s 6–13 / women’s 7+)
Material: Cotton / polyester / spandex blend + faux hair
Extras: Miniature comb included
Care: Machine wash gentle, air dry preferred