Two eras. One Susan.

This shirt captures the rare quantum phenomenon known as “dual Susans” — a timeline collision so powerful it caused every grandmother in Australia to simultaneously sense danger.

Perfect for fans of television, time travel, or women named Susan who could absolutely win a verbal argument with a police officer.

Details:

• Soft-style cotton blend

• Black base with vintage green aura background

• Fits true to your own personal Susan

• Printed with awkward emotional residue from season 14

Description
“Sorry, Mr. President, the roof was too slippery!”

On July 13th, 2024, the Secret Service skipped securing a rooftop because of slope concerns… and we all know how that ended. The Rooftop Rookies Tee turns that blunder into wearable satire — soft cotton, sharp humor, and the kind of disbelief you can’t wash out.

Features

• Comfort Colors 1717 tee – 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) – breathable, slope-proof durability

• Relaxed fit & crew neckline – chaos casual or irony chic

• Pre-shrunk – holds shape, unlike government excuses

• Ethically grown US cotton – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified

Specifications

• Product Type: Unisex T-shirt

• Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (medium weight)

• Fit: Relaxed, crew neck

• Sizes: S–3XL (select at checkout)

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Description
You’ve done your time — just not in this timeline. The Civil War Veteran Tee honors a war no one alive remembers but everyone still argues about. With bold crossed muskets on the front, “Civil War Veteran” + “Proudly Served” on the back, and enough irony to last another century of family feuds, it’s a uniform for the historically unhinged.

Features

• 100% brushed polyester – silky, breathable, battle-ready

• Lightweight comfort (5.16 oz/yd²) – won’t weigh you down like cannon fire

• Fade & shrink resistant – unlike history textbooks

• Expert cut & sew construction – made for imaginary honor

• Inside collar print – no itchy tags, no deserters

• Seam thread auto-matched to design

• Weird Castle insignia on back hem + sleeve logo

Specifications

• Product Type: Unisex T-shirt

• Material: 100% brushed polyester

• Weight: 5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²)

• Fit: Regular

• Sizes: S–3XL (select at checkout)

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts