Description:
The Civil War 2 Veteran: Core Edition Hat is your budget-friendly ticket to surviving America’s weirdest sequel. Same ironic salute, slimmer price tag. Whether you’re doomscrolling in the trenches of TikTok or grilling in your backyard, this hat says: “I enlisted in the comments section, and all I got was this cap.”

Affordable, adjustable, and unapologetically absurd. Future Veteran status has never been so accessible.

Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill (built cheaper than the empire it mocks)

• Structured, low-fitting crown for battlefield or basement duty

• Adjustable Velcro® closure to fit rebels, patriots, and fence-sitters alike

Description
Why carry a fan when you can wear one like the eco-overlord you were born to be? The Solar Fan Hat turns every ray of sunlight into a smug little breeze straight to your face.

Features

• Solar-powered mini fan spins automatically in bright sunlight

• No batteries — the sun does all the work while you flex

• 100% cotton for breathable comfort

• Adjustable strap for a secure fit (53–59cm)

• Fan detaches if you want to stick it somewhere else (don’t make it weird)

• Available in white, black, blue, yellow, and red

• Equal parts hat, wind machine, and power move

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: White, Black, Blue, Yellow, Red

• Sizes: Adjustable (53–59cm)

• Fit: Classic cap with fan attachment

• Style: Novelty / outdoor hat

• Power: Solar panel + detachable fan

Description
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You wear pizza, donuts, or cookie eyes — complete with a bite-mark brim that proves you couldn’t wait for lunch.

Features

• Crisp embroidery & digital print so realistic you’ll lick the brim

• Polyester dome for breathable, all-day snack hustling

• Adjustable fit for adult-sized appetites

• Bite-mark brim because patience is overrated

• Styles include Pizza!, The Munchies (donut or cookie), and Big Eyes (cookie pattern)

• Perfect for skate parks, festivals, or cutting the food truck line

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with embroidered/digital print

• Colors/Styles: Pizza!, Donut, Cookie, Big Eyes

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Casual novelty hat

• Embroidery/Print: High-quality detailing

Description
Skip the $3,500 shoebox apartment and just wear the city on your head. The Big Apple Hat serves retro streetwear vibes whether you’ve been to New York or just watched Law & Order.

Features

• Embroidered patch with bold, pop-art apple + crowd design

• Cotton twill dome for all-day borough comfort

• Distressed brim for instant “I’ve seen things” credibility

• Adjustable strap for Yankees fans and posers alike

• Available in black, khaki, and washed denim

• Perfect for tourists, locals, and fake New Yorkers alike

Specifications

• Material: Cotton twill

• Colors: Black, Khaki, Washed Blue

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic dad hat

• Style: Retro streetwear

• Embroidery: Premium patch stitching

Description
For when you want to say “I’m not like other men” without speaking. Embroidered in the unmistakable black-and-yellow of the world’s most educational platform, this hat is equal parts conversation starter and warning label.

Features

• Crisp embroidery so clean it belongs behind a paywall

• 100% cotton dome for comfort during marathon browsing sessions

• Adjustable strap for heads full of bad decisions

• Curved brim for that “I just watched something I can’t tell you about” squint

• Available in black, white, pink, beige, and washed black

• Perfect for wing nights, festivals, or reminding strangers incognito mode isn’t magic

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Pink, Beige, Washed Black

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic dad hat

• Style: Novelty / streetwear

• Embroidery: Premium stitching

Description
Why wear someone else’s design when you can broadcast the chaos in your brain? The Brickhead Hat is a flat-brim billboard for bad ideas — fully compatible with your questionable creativity.

Features

• Build plate front & brim for maximum block real estate

• Works with most standard mini building bricks

• Flat brim for that “streetwear meets kindergarten” vibe

• Polyester crown for comfort while your head hosts dumb genius

• Adult (57–61cm) and kids (52–56cm) sizes available

• Comes with starter brick art (which you’ll immediately ruin)

• Perfect for parties, protests, first dates, and trolling coworkers

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with block-compatible build plate

• Colors: Black

• Sizes: Adult (57–61cm), Child (52–56cm)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Novelty / interactive hat

• Compatibility: Standard mini building bricks