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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Rubber-hose cartoon worm with a ruler for the size joke SMILE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS MUCH, on a poster Four Honest Inches Poster — Funny Worm Ruler Size Joke $34.99 Four Honest Inches Sticker — Funny Worm Ruler Size Joke — White Four Honest Inches Sticker — Funny Worm Ruler Size Joke $4.99 Rubber-hose cartoon worm with a ruler for the size joke SMILE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS MUCH, on a mug Four Honest Inches Mug — Funny Worm Ruler Size Joke $21.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a squirt gun, spouting DADDY'S LIL SQUIRTER, on a t-shirt — Black Lil Squirter Whale T-Shirt — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $24.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a t-shirt — Black Terminal Evolution Shirt — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution $24.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a squirt gun, spouting DADDY'S LIL SQUIRTER, on a hoodie — Black Lil Squirter Whale Hoodie — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $44.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a hoodie — Black Terminal Evolution Hoodie — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution $44.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a water pistol, spouting a cheeky whale pun, on a poster Lil Squirter Whale Poster — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $34.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a water pistol, spouting a cheeky whale pun, on a hat — Black Lil Squirter Whale Hat — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $37.99 Lil Squirter Whale Sticker — Funny Spouting Whale Pun — White Lil Squirter Whale Sticker — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $4.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a water pistol, spouting a cheeky whale pun, on a mug Lil Squirter Whale Mug — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $21.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a mug Terminal Evolution Mug — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution $21.99 Holographic psychedelic frog over I HAVE TO SAY WEIRD STUFF OR I'LL DIE, on a t-shirt — Black Unintelligible For My Own Safety Tee — Funny Airbrush Frog Shirt $24.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hoodie — Psychedelic Frog Weird Stuff — Black Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hoodie — Psychedelic Frog Weird Stuff $44.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety Poster — Psychedelic Frog Weird Stuff Unintelligible For My Own Safety Poster — Psychedelic Frog Weird Stuff $34.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap — Black Unintelligible For My Own Safety Hat — Funny Frog Cap $37.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety — Funny Surreal Frog Sticker — White Unintelligible For My Own Safety — Funny Surreal Frog Sticker $4.99 Unintelligible For My Own Safety — Funny Frog Mug Unintelligible For My Own Safety — Funny Frog Mug $21.99 Y2K chrome White Castle-style logo: I GOT MY CLIT PIERCED AT WEIRD CASTLE'S, on a t-shirt — Black The Prince Albert Drive-Thru T-Shirt — Funny White Castle Parody $24.99 Y2K chrome White Castle-style logo: I GOT MY CLIT PIERCED AT WEIRD CASTLE'S, on a hoodie — Black The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hoodie — Funny White Castle Parody $44.99 Y2K chrome White Castle-style logo: I GOT MY CLIT PIERCED AT WEIRD CASTLE'S, on a poster The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Poster — Funny White Castle Parody $34.99 The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat — Funny White Castle Parody — Black The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Hat — Funny White Castle Parody $37.99 The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Sticker — Funny White Castle Parody — White The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Sticker — Funny White Castle Parody $4.99 Y2K chrome White Castle-style logo: I GOT MY CLIT PIERCED AT WEIRD CASTLE'S, on a mug The Prince Albert Drive-Thru Mug — Funny White Castle Parody $21.99