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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Metal jerrycan for gasoline with a sports-bottle pull cap and SPORTS DRINK stamped on it, on a hoodie — Black Unleaded Electrolytes Hoodie — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink $59.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a sticker — White CULT Athletics Sticker — Funny Puma Parody $4.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a t-shirt — Black CULT Athletics T-Shirt — Funny Puma Parody $24.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a mug CULT Athletics Mug — Funny Puma Parody $21.99 Rusty crowbar sealed in a toy blister pack with a 100% OFF COUPON burst, on a t-shirt — Black Extreme Savings Smash & Grab Bar Shirt — Funny Crowbar Action Figure $24.99 Rusty crowbar sealed in a toy blister pack with a 100% OFF COUPON burst, on a hoodie — Black Smash & Grab Bar Hoodie — Funny Crowbar Action Figure $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on socks Cheerful Curses Socks — Funny Toys R Us Parody $26.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a t-shirt — Black Cheerful Curses T-Shirt — Funny Toys R Us Parody $24.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a hoodie — Black Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Toys R Us Parody $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a sticker — White Cheerful Curses Sticker — Funny Toys R Us Parody $4.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a mug Cheerful Curses Mug — Funny Toys R Us Parody $21.99 Cheese and milk carton beating up a stomach, lactose intolerance as a gang fight, on a t-shirt — Black Lactose Intolerance Gang War T-Shirt — Funny Dairy Gang Fight $24.99 Cheese and milk carton beating up a stomach, lactose intolerance as a gang fight, on a hoodie — Black Lactose Intolerance Gang War Hoodie — Funny Dairy Gang Fight $59.99 Cheese and milk carton beating up a stomach, lactose intolerance as a gang fight, on a blanket Lactose Intolerance Gang War Blanket — Funny Dairy Gang Fight $59.99 Toothy gum monster in a terracotta pot being misted, PROUD PLANT PARENT, on a t-shirt — Black Ficus Dentata T-Shirt — Funny Plant Parent Teeth Monster $24.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a t-shirt — Black 100% Genuine Battle Freaks T-Shirt — Funny Pokemon Parody $24.99 Toothy gum monster in a terracotta pot being misted, PROUD PLANT PARENT, on a hoodie — Black Ficus Dentata Hoodie — Funny Plant Parent Teeth Monster $59.99 Toothy gum monster in a terracotta pot being misted, PROUD PLANT PARENT, on a blanket Ficus Dentata Blanket — Funny Plant Parent Teeth Monster $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a hoodie — Black 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Hoodie — Funny Pokemon Parody $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Canvas — Funny Pokemon Parody $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a poster 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Poster — Funny Pokemon Parody $34.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a blanket 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Blanket — Funny Pokemon Parody $59.99 Tamagotchi-style keychain toy whose pixel pet is a smiling tapeworm, on a t-shirt — Black Virtual Tapeworm T-Shirt — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $24.99 Tamagotchi-style keychain toy whose pixel pet is a smiling tapeworm, on a hoodie — Black Virtual Tapeworm Hoodie — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $59.99