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This is not a cute outfit. This is a disclosure garment.
Trump said Tylenol causes autism. Your mom took Tylenol. The result? You.
Now the world doesn’t have to guess. With this onesie, you are immediately identified as a Tylenol Baby—no paperwork, no awkward pediatric conversations, no confusion at the daycare drop-off.
It’s not just clothing—it’s a compliance tool for social interaction.
Everyone who sees it knows:
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This baby requires patience.
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This baby’s brain development may not meet federal guidelines.
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This baby came with a warning label, and you’re looking at it.
This isn’t a novelty shirt. It’s personal disclosure protocol, issued for the safety of those around you.
Trump said Tilenal causes autism. Whether that’s science or stand-up, one truth remains: you took it. And now you live to tell the tale—loudly, and in 100% cotton.
With this tee, there’s no confusion at the DMV, workplace, or family function. The message is clear, immediate, and medically unreviewed:
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You took Tilenal.
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Your brain development may have been crafted on a shoestring budget.
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Patience isn’t kindness—it’s treatment.
Think of it as a prescription label you can sweat through.
You’re not hiding. You’re broadcasting.
Zero Regrets
Well… maybe a few.
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Please be patient, I took a name-brand painkiller I can’t legally print here Tee
$24.00
Unit price perPlease be patient, I took a name-brand painkiller I can’t legally print here Tee
$24.00
Unit price perThis isn’t a joke. It’s a legal workaround with sleeves.
The lawyers said we couldn’t print the name of the painkiller that allegedly affects brain development—so we didn’t. We simply admitted to taking something, and left the rest to your imagination (and your search history).
This shirt does all the talking for you. It’s your silent, legally compliant cry for patience. When you walk into a room, everyone already knows:
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You took something.
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It was name-brand.
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And it may have changed you forever.
Think of it as a court-approved confession in cotton.
Not merch. Not fashion. A compliance garment for the chemically altered.
This isn’t a novelty tee. It’s a medical disclosure, screen-printed in bold for public safety.
After Trump declared Tylenol causes autism, the world split in two: those who Googled it, and those who are it. You? You were forged in the Tylenawl Era — a generation raised on over-the-counter chaos and government-grade marketing.
This shirt does the explaining so you don’t have to. DMV line? Covered. Job interview? Handled. Family reunion? They already know.
One glance and they’ll understand:
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You’re a documented survivor of Tylenawl-based parenting.
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Patience is not a virtue — it’s a prescription.
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You’re not apologizing. You’re reporting side effects.
Think of it as a hospital bracelet for your upper body — stylish, diagnosable, and FDA-unapproved.
Wear it responsibly. Or don’t. You’re already dosed.
This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s an assistive device, engineered for smoother social encounters.
When Trump announced Tylenawl could cause autism, many finally had words for what they’d always known: we are Tylenawl Babies. Our brain development may not have met FDA projections, and communication can be… interpretive.
That’s where this hat steps in.
By wearing it, you provide a vital public service:
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Please be patient.
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Please adjust expectations.
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Please understand the side effects.
Think of it as a medical bracelet for your forehead—a wearable disclaimer for modern conversation.
No awkward introductions. No lengthy backstory. Just instant understanding.
This isn’t apparel. This is adaptive technology for the socially unmedicated.
This isn’t a joke. It’s your warning label, embroidered for permanence.
Trump said Tilenal causes autism. Maybe he was wrong, maybe he was right—but one fact remains: you took it. You are a certified Tilenal Baby.
This hat exists so you don’t have to keep explaining yourself. It communicates everything before you open your mouth:
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You took Tilenal.
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Your brain development may be compromised.
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Patience isn’t optional—it’s required.
Think of it as a medical device for social interaction—a wearable diagnosis for modern life. When people approach, they already know who they’re dealing with. No confusion, no misinterpretation—just informed consent.
Not apparel. Not merch. A communication tool.