Dumbass Bandages — Funny Novelty Bandages Gift (20 Count)
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Dumbass Bandages — Funny Novelty Bandages Gift (20 Count)
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Estimated delivery between July 13 and July 15.
$20.00
Unit price perThese aren't just bandages. They're a formal diagnosis. Every time you touch something you shouldn't, trip over a completely visible object, or make a snap decision that definitely didn't need more thought, you deserve medical supplies that match the moment. Dumbass Bandages are latex-free, individually wrapped, and carry the kind of bedside manner that says: we saw this coming.
The Fine Print:
- 20-pack of latex-free adhesive bandages — enough for one average Tuesday
- Individually wrapped, because even your first aid should be a little embarrassing
- Sterile, waterproof, and completely non-judgmental (the box, however, is very judgmental)
- Fits fingers, knuckles, knees, and the specific part of your palm you hurt trying to open that package
- Standard assorted cuts — much like your decision-making process
- Makes an excellent gift for the person in your life who is always, always the reason for the incident report
Actual adhesive bandages in a novelty box. Real wound coverage. Fake surprise that you needed them. Ships as a great gag gift, white elephant pick, or sincere gesture of concern for someone you love but also kind of worry about.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$20.00
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Dumbass Bandages — Funny Novelty Bandages Gift (20 Count)
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Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.