OldGitamol™ — Funny Gag Gift Jelly Bean Pill Bottle for Old People
$30.00
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OldGitamol™ — Funny Gag Gift Jelly Bean Pill Bottle for Old People
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Estimated delivery between July 13 and July 15.
$30.00
Unit price perScience has finally done it. Researchers at the completely real Institute for Advanced Aging Studies have synthesized a breakthrough compound capable of treating grumbling knees, spontaneous lawn rage, inexplicable hatred of loud restaurants, and the clinical condition known as Being A Bit Of A Git About Everything. It's called OldGitamol™, it comes in a fake pharmacy pill bottle, and it's full of jelly beans. You're welcome, medicine.
Give it to anyone who has decided that 9 PM is a perfectly reasonable bedtime, that music was better in their day, or that they've "earned the right" to complain about their back at every available opportunity. They will laugh. Probably. Side effects may vary in the chronically grumpy.
Fine Print (please read before administering):
- 🍬 Packed with jelly beans — scientifically proven to taste better than actual cholesterol medication
- 🛍️ Arrives in a fake pharmacy bag for maximum believability and minimum legal exposure
- 💊 Fake pill bottle looks disturbingly real — ideal for a slow-burn prank before the reveal
- 🎂 Clinically indicated for 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, or any birthday where back pain becomes a core personality trait
- 😂 Side effects include uncontrollable giggling, one (1) briefly confused recipient, and being called a genius gift-giver
- 🚫 Not an actual medication. Do not consult your GP. Do consult your sense of humour.
Each OldGitamol™ gag gift includes one fake pill bottle filled with jelly beans and a fake pharmacy bag. A solid novelty gift for birthdays, retirement parties, Father's Day, or any occasion where the honouree is old enough to find it funny and young enough to not be offended. Mostly.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$30.00
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OldGitamol™ — Funny Gag Gift Jelly Bean Pill Bottle for Old People
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