Yodeling Pickle – The Singing Cucumber Nobody Asked For but Everyone Deserves
$37.00
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Yodeling Pickle – The Singing Cucumber Nobody Asked For but Everyone Deserves
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Estimated delivery between November 23 and November 25.
$37.00
Unit price perThe Yodeling Pickle exists because the universe ran out of ideas — and thank God for that.
Push the button and bask in the hauntingly beautiful sound of a plastic cucumber yodeling its little heart out. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who already owns everything, or for that one coworker who’s just weird enough to appreciate a sentient brine enthusiast.
Whether it’s a White Elephant party, family gathering, or moment of midlife despair, the Yodeling Pickle promises to turn confusion into laughter and laughter into regret. Batteries included. Therapy not.
Details
- Fully functional yodeling mechanism – yes, it really yodels
- Made of high-quality plastic – the kind that will outlive humanity
- Battery powered – because even chaos needs energy
- Portable pickle perfection – fits in pockets, purses, or bad decisions
- Ideal for White Elephant parties, pranks, or existential reflection
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Yodeling Pickle – The Singing Cucumber Nobody Asked For but Everyone Deserves
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.