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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a mug Hollow Middle Management Mug — Funny Pumpkin Head B... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Garage wax tin of green toothpaste labeled EXPOSED BONE POLISH with a shop rag, on a mug Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug $21.99 Chunky plastic toddler-toy Ouija board reading BOTHER THE DEAD with a red planchette, on a mug My First Necromancy Mug — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija B... $21.99 Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $34.99 Gangster tooth in shades and gold chain counting cash under CASH FOR LOOSE TEETH, on a poster We Buy Teeth Poster — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $34.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii P... $4.99 I Doxxed Earth Mug — Funny Voyager Golden Record Coffee Cup I Doxxed Earth Mug — Funny Voyager Golden Record Co... $21.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a mug Terminal Evolution Mug — Funny Carcinization Crab E... $21.99 Dino nugget with a stern human face bleeding ketchup onto I AM THE APEX PREDATOR, on a mug Mechanically Separated Apex — Funny Dino Nugget Mem... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Giant frog tongue-snatching an attack helicopter out of the sky, labeled NATIVE SPECIES, on a poster Native Species Poster — Funny Giant Frog vs Attack ... $34.99 Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $34.99 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $69.99 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $69.99 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $69.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a mug High Yield Portfolio Mug — Funny Kevin O'Leary ... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (285 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
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Monday Nitro Jeff Sticker — Jeffrey Epstein WCW Pro Wrestling 90S Dark — White Monday Nitro Jeff Sticker — Jeffrey Epstein WCW Pro Wrestling 90S Dark $4.99 Deep Fried Epstein Motivation Sticker — Didnt Kill Himself Meme Mental — White Deep Fried Epstein Motivation Sticker — Didnt Kill Himself Meme Mental $4.99 Not Fond Of The Police Sticker — Aliens Skateboarding Anti-police Acab — White Not Fond Of The Police Sticker — Aliens Skateboarding Anti-police Acab $4.99 Recalled Food Pyramid Sticker — Fda Recall Skateboarding Propaganda — White Recalled Food Pyramid Sticker — Fda Recall Skateboarding Propaganda $4.99 The Less I Know The Better PSA Sticker — Parody More You 80S Retro — White The Less I Know The Better PSA Sticker — Parody More You 80S Retro $4.99 Stone Cold Steve Sticker — Blues Clues 90S Nostalgia Wrestling Bootleg — White Stone Cold Steve Sticker — Blues Clues 90S Nostalgia Wrestling Bootleg $4.99 Squeal To The Feds Sticker — Porky Pig Snitch Informant Fbi Cartoon — White Squeal To The Feds Sticker — Porky Pig Snitch Informant Fbi Cartoon $4.99 Stuart Big Sticker — Little Mobility Scooter Obese Mouse Parody Rascal — White Stuart Big Sticker — Little Mobility Scooter Obese Mouse Parody Rascal $4.99 Stuffed Crust Sticker — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet — White Stuffed Crust Sticker — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet $4.99 Notice Of Active Dissociation Sticker — Food Mental Health Driving — White Notice Of Active Dissociation Sticker — Food Mental Health Driving $4.99 Psychedelic sticker of a purple fast food mascot looking trippy with the text I Hate Being Sober I Hate Being Sober Grimace Sticker — Psychedelic Fast Food $4.99 Seasonal Conqueror Sticker — Halloween Store Reaper Meme Grim Retail — White Seasonal Conqueror Sticker — Halloween Store Reaper Meme Grim Retail $4.99 Dracula 33 AD Sticker — Jesus Halloween Vampire — White Dracula 33 AD Sticker — Jesus Halloween Vampire $4.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a sticker — White 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Sticker — Funny Pokemon Parody $4.99 Season 5 community pixel art mural: a grinning green blob, a tongue in a hat, scribbles, on a mug The Commission Season 5 Mural — Weird Community Art Mug $21.99 T-posing low poly man beside a high on life acrostic where L stands for METH, on a mug L Is For Meth Mug — Funny High On Life T-Pose Meme $21.99 Crying skeleton loses its arm reaching for a red balloon: Well, Shit, on a mug Well Shit Mug — Funny Skeleton Arm Falls Off $21.99 Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a mug High Yield Portfolio Mug — Funny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme $21.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a mug Hollow Middle Management Mug — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $21.99 Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a poster High Yield Portfolio Poster — Funny Kevin O'Leary Investing Meme $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a mug Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody $21.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a mug Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody $21.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a poster Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99