Ever wish your home office looked more like a DEA crime scene? Well now it can.

Introducing a 40-piece sticker set of little fake cocaine baggies designed to get you kicked out of every family gathering and corporate job you still have. These ultra-realistic decals scream, “He’s going through something.”

Stick them to your desk, your bathroom mirror, your car dash, or just scatter them across the floor and wait for the awkward silence.

Whether you’re a prank god or just deeply unwell, this set is here to take your downward spiral to new decorative heights.

Details

– 40 fake blow baggie stickers

– Each one disturbingly realistic

– The perfect gift for enemies, exes, or yourself

– Guaranteed to spark a conversation with HR

– Not real drugs, but your landlord doesn’t know that

Finally — a comb that acknowledges reality.

The Bald Man’s Comb is the perfect gift for that friend who’s been “rocking the buzz cut” for five years straight. Made of polished wood and pure disrespect, this comb features a minimalist tooth count — because, well, he’s a minimalist now.

It’s lightweight, easy to wrap, and guaranteed to ruin at least one birthday party. Great for dads, uncles, or anyone who still thinks Rogaine “just needs time.”

Details

– Includes two wooden combs (one for home, one for denial)

– Laser-engraved “Bald Man’s Comb” text

– Made from premium wood — like the head it’s meant for

– The ultimate over-the-hill or gag gift for men

– Perfect stocking stuffer for men who peaked at their hairline

Description
Say it loud without saying a word. The Big Fan Magnet is retro pun energy in a 3×3 square — part fridge décor, part flattery, part vintage appliance worship.

Features

• Old-school desk fan design with punny charm

• Glossy finish, strong magnetic grip, stronger message

• 3×3 inches of full-color praise

• Holds photos, notes, or mom’s leftover reminders

• Perfect for friends, mentors, or anyone with a fan club

Specifications

• Material: Glossy magnetic vinyl

• Size: 3×3 in.

• Finish: Full-color, durable print

• Use: Fridge, locker, or breakroom microwave

• Origin: Made in USA

• Style: Retro novelty / pun décor

Description
Put your best foot forward — and make it grotesquely unforgettable. These human-foot slippers hug your soul while haunting everyone else’s. Comfort meets chaos in toe-by-toe, veiny detail.

Features

• Anatomically detailed realism (apologies in advance)

• Soft, squishy, and disturbingly comforting

• Anti-slip sole for confident weird walking

• One size fits most, especially emotionally unavailable men

• Lightweight, durable, and probably illegal in three states

Specifications

• Material: Plush fabric + anti-slip sole

• Colors: Flesh-toned realism

• Sizes: One size fits most adults

• Style: Novelty / gag footwear

• Function: Indoor slippers

• Package: 1× Pair of slippers

Introducing the Boob Stress Ball, a squishy masterpiece of modern engineering designed to help you cope with life’s daily disappointments—one squeeze at a time.

She’s soft. She’s round. She’s here for emotional support.

Perfect for the office, awkward Secret Santas, or anyone who just needs to grab life by the… well, you know. Whether you’re decompressing from emails, existential dread, or another “quick” Zoom call that went 45 minutes over, this trusty titty’s got your back (and your hand).

Details

– Life-sized, hand-satisfying squish

– Made of soft silicone rubber that jiggles like destiny

– The ultimate desk companion for stress relief or sheer immaturity

– Makes a perfect gag gift for coworkers or white elephant parties

– Not recommended for children, HR departments, or serious people

Description
The Box of Absolutely Nothing is the ultimate gift for someone who has everything, wants nothing, or only deserves the bare minimum.

Inside this sleek, plastic clamshell is… nothing. No fluff. No filler. No regrets. Just a high-effort, low-effort gesture that screams, “I heard you… and I did less.”

Perfect for white elephant parties, emotionally distant coworkers, or that brother-in-law who insists, “I don’t need anything.”

Features

📦 Includes 100% pure, unfiltered, USDA-grade Nothing
♻️ Lightweight, recyclable packaging
🤯 Delivers maximum confusion, minimum responsibility
🥂 Triple-distilled for maximum pointlessness
🎁 The perfect gift for people who don’t want gifts

Specifications

Contents: Absolutely Nothing
Packaging: Plastic clamshell
Dimensions: Pocket-sized (because nothing takes up no space)
Weight: Practically zero
Age Rating: Ageless
Package Includes: A whole lotta nothing

Description
Your lip gloss is now legally part of an active investigation.

These novelty zipper pouches look like official police evidence bags — minus the forensics, plus a little unhinged flair. Perfect for makeup, keys, receipts, or secrets you’ll deny under oath.

Features

• 🧬 Set of 4 pouches, all equally incriminating

• 🪶 Durable, waterproof linen (to contain fluids and suspicions)

• 📏 9.8" × 7.1" — fits in most glove compartments and escape plans

• 🧼 Easy to clean, but hard to explain

• Ideal for true crime lovers, coworkers who overshare, or sketchy relatives

Specifications

• Product Type: Novelty zipper pouch set

• Material: Linen blend, waterproof coating

• Size: 9.8" × 7.1" (per bag)

• Quantity: 4 bags per set

• Closure: Secure zipper

• Care: Wipe clean only