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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a mug Hollow Middle Management Mug — Funny Pumpkin Head B... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Garage wax tin of green toothpaste labeled EXPOSED BONE POLISH with a shop rag, on a mug Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug $21.99 Chunky plastic toddler-toy Ouija board reading BOTHER THE DEAD with a red planchette, on a mug My First Necromancy Mug — Funny Toddler Toy Ouija B... $21.99 Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $34.99 Gangster tooth in shades and gold chain counting cash under CASH FOR LOOSE TEETH, on a poster We Buy Teeth Poster — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $34.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a sticker — White Mii Need A Cigarette Sticker — Funny Nintendo Mii P... $4.99 I Doxxed Earth Mug — Funny Voyager Golden Record Coffee Cup I Doxxed Earth Mug — Funny Voyager Golden Record Co... $21.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a mug Terminal Evolution Mug — Funny Carcinization Crab E... $21.99 Dino nugget with a stern human face bleeding ketchup onto I AM THE APEX PREDATOR, on a mug Mechanically Separated Apex — Funny Dino Nugget Mem... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Giant frog tongue-snatching an attack helicopter out of the sky, labeled NATIVE SPECIES, on a poster Native Species Poster — Funny Giant Frog vs Attack ... $34.99 Steamboat Willie-style brain and spinal cord in red shorts skipping with a lunchbox, on a poster Steamboat Spinal Cord Poster — Steamboat Willie Spi... $34.99 Exhausted knight in armor collapsed face down under the words YOU MADE IT, on a doormat You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat $69.99 Clawed green hands of a monster under the mat lifting it, LIFT HERE, on a doormat Lift Here Doormat — Funny Monster Under the Mat $69.99 Melting castle with a drawbridge reading WELCOME-ISH over a slime moat, on a doormat Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat $69.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Kevin O'Leary beside a holographic acronym: C-crypto, O-options, C-crypto, K-money mindset, on a mug High Yield Portfolio Mug — Funny Kevin O'Leary ... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (285 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
98 products
Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a poster Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody $34.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a mug Spooky Season Apex Predator Mug — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $21.99 90s bootleg rap tribute of Moses parting the Red Sea under LET HIM COOK, on a poster Let Him Cook Moses Poster — 90s Bootleg Rap Meme $34.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a mug No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $21.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a poster No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $34.99 Jack-o-lantern pumpkin leaf bag tied shut, shaped exactly like a curled-up body, on a poster Festive Yard Waste Poster — Funny True Crime Halloween Art $34.99 A white mug featuring an orange pumpkin leaf bag shaped suspiciously like a human body. Festive Yard Waste Pumpkin Mug — Funny True Crime Halloween Gift $21.99 Industrial blueprint schematic combining Michael Myers and an 80s pop star on a white coffee mug. The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers $21.99 America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $34.99 Skeleton hands cupping two pumpkins, placed to sit right on the chest, on a mug Gourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Halloween Mug $21.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a poster The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers $34.99 America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $21.99 A funny mashup mug featuring Tim Curry as Pennywise the clown grabbing Tim Curry as Frank N Furter. Curry On Curry Backstage Grope Mug — Funny Tim Curry $21.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on a mug Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade Parody $21.99 Grainy classified intake photo of Elon Musk in tighty whities getting deported from Earth on a funny meme mug Elon Musk Alien Deportation Mug — Funny Tech CEO Meme Gift $21.99 War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a mug Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Mug — Funny War for Oil $21.99 War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a poster Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Poster — Funny War for Oil $34.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a mug Tactical Dowsing Mug — Funny War for Oil Satire $21.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a mug CULT Athletics Mug — Funny Puma Parody $21.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a mug Cheerful Curses Mug — Funny Toys R Us Parody $21.99 A novelty coffee mug featuring a spoof 5-Hour Energy label reading 5-Hour Felony. 5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $21.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a poster 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Poster — Funny Pokemon Parody $34.99 Brass knuckles whose four striking points spell TLDR, on a mug TLDR Argument Settler Mug — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles $21.99 Camera-wearing pigeons attacking Flock cameras above a stenciled FLOCK OFF, on a mug Flock Off Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Mug $21.99