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Correspondence
FILE ROOM: OPEN
CLERK: ON DUTY (ONE)
Documents in this office are binding. The commentary beside them is not. Where the two disagree, the document wins and the clerk is reassigned.
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Correspondence desk

One clerk. One inbox. One telephone, listed below under protest, because it rang once and that was enough.

Form C-1 — Correspondence request reply target: 1–2 business days
Speeds things up considerably. Leave blank if this is not about an order.
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