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Not From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card — 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical) / Coated (both sides) / 1 pcNot From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card — 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical) / Coated (both sides) / 1 pcNot From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card — 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical) / Coated (both sides) / 1 pcwc-house:wc-platewc-house:wc-detail

Not From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card
Not From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card

Not From Your Sack Stepdad Greeting Card

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$999

Size: 3.5" x 4.9" (Vertical)

Paper: Coated (both sides)

Quantity: 1 pc

One folded Weird Castle greeting card, 3.5 × 4.9 inches when folded. Printed cover, inside-left, inside-right and back, on paper coated on both sides.
$999
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BrandWeird Castle
DepartmentEverything
Item typeGreeting Card
Date first availableOctober 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
ManufacturerCHET (would like this acknowledged)
Country of originContested
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