Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
$38.00
Unit price per
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between February 16 and February 18.
$38.00
Unit price perYou served. You fought. You were definitely alive in 1863. This hat says so, and nobody can prove otherwise.
The Civil War Veteran Hat is for anyone who’s ever wanted a “thank you for your service” without all the pesky enlisting. Union blue corduroy, a crossed-rifles patch, and “Proudly Served” stitched right on the brim — because subtlety died at Antietam.
Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to family dinner. Accept the confused salutes. You’ve earned absolutely nothing, and this hat celebrates that.
Features
- Premium union blue corduroy — the fabric of fake patriots
- Embroidered crossed-rifles patch with “Civil War Veteran” crest
- “Proudly Served” stitched on the brim, in case anyone doubts you
- Brass-adjustable faux leather strap — because even fake veterans deserve real comfort
- Weird Castle insignia on the back — proof this is satire (legally important)
Specifications
- Type: Structured corduroy cap
- Material: 100% corduroy, faux leather strap
- Fit: One size fits most (adjustable brass buckle)
- Embroidery: Front patch + brim text
- Care: Spot clean only
- Origin: Handmade in the USA
What You’re Getting
This isn’t a costume. It’s a handmade, limited-edition hat with a joke sewn into every stitch. Premium materials, real craftsmanship, and a conversation starter that writes itself.
Returns + Exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments. If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$38.00
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Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-1865)
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.