Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
Black Friday Sale 15% Off
Sort by:
Because even your shelf deserves a proper send-off.
The Coffin Dancer Figurine immortalizes one of humanity’s greatest memes — the Ghanaian pallbearers who danced their way into our hearts and timelines. Perfect for your desk, your coffin, or as a subtle reminder that life’s short, so you might as well go out with rhythm.
Each figure set is crafted from durable PVC and comes in two styles:
- Standing: ready to march your bad decisions to their final resting place
- Kneeling: taking a much-deserved break between funerals
Give your office, car dashboard, or roommate’s shrine that tasteful mix of tragedy and groove.
Details
– Made from durable, high-quality PVC
– Height: approx. 10 cm (standing) / 5 cm (kneeling)
– Available in two styles: Standing or Kneeling
– Lightweight, detailed, and perfectly meme-proportioned
– The only funeral décor that sparks joy
Tax season is for snitches. This shirt is for visionaries. Inspired by your favorite purple dinosaur and your least favorite audit, the “Commit Tax Fraud” tee lets the world know you don’t play by the IRS’s rules—or any rules, really.
Bright crayon colors, cartoon nostalgia, and the kind of legal gray area we thrive in. Not legal advice. Definitely a vibe.
Details
• Unisex fit, felony energy
• 100% cotton (good for laundering… money or otherwise)
• Screen-printed design—bold, dumb, and built to last
• Comes pre-loaded with plausible deniability
Because nothing says “I take care of my electronics” like shoving them into a miniature beer can. This frosty little silicone cooler wraps your AirPods Pro in the safety of America’s second-favorite bad decision. Shock-proof, scratch-resistant, and somehow more respectable than drinking before 10 a.m.
Clip it to your keys. Drop it at a tailgate. Let TSA pull it out and silently judge you. This is your journey now.
Details
– Compatible with AirPods Pro (2019 / 2nd gen)
– Flexible silicone with real “cooler at a gas station” energy
– Includes carabiner clip for max clout
– Charging port access for when you do remember to plug in
– Not affiliated with Coors. Not even remotely.
The Couples Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts are for partners who’ve stopped trying but still want to appear festive for photos their children will one day delete.
These aren’t just sweaters — they’re public declarations that you’ve chosen codependency with a side of cinnamon. Embroidered with the classic “I’ve Been Naughty” and “I’ve Been Nice” combo, they’re the perfect gift for couples who bicker about thermostat settings and whose love language is passive aggression.
Wear them to family gatherings, office parties, or anywhere you want strangers to sense deep emotional tension wrapped in tinsel.
Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like matching polyester and mutual resentment.
Details
- Unisex fit — for couples who share everything but opinions
- Soft fleece interior — cozy enough to survive another in-law visit
- Classic holiday red + green — symbols of love, envy, and mild hangovers
- Machine washable — unlike your emotional damage
- Available in multiple sizes — from “still trying” to “checked out”
Straight from Santa’s fever dream.
The Cursed Christmas Sweater is a horrifyingly festive 3D-printed masterpiece designed to ruin family photos and win every ugly sweater contest by a landslide. Whether it’s the hairy-chested holiday king, busty Mrs. Claus, or money-print mogul — every design in this lineup feels like a crime against Christmas itself.
Perfect for the deranged, the confident, or anyone who’s had enough of “matching pajama” culture.
Variant Styles
– Ho Ho Hairy (Santa chest hair + gold chain)
– Busty Claus (red naughty Christmas “peekaboo” print)
– Holiday Fireplace (festive lights + weird nipples)
– Pizza Legs Nightmare (self-explanatory and regrettable)
– Benjamins & Blessings (money print flex)
– Pure Hair Mode (full hairy torso for the minimalist pervert)
Details
– All-over 3D sublimation print (disturbingly realistic)
– 100% polyester (regrets not included)
– Unisex fit – for all body types, shame levels, and party settings
– Machine washable — just don’t ask what comes out in the lint trap
– Sizes XS–6XL
Ah yes, the greatest lie ever told in an elementary school cafeteria.
This hat brings back the vibes of folding a red ribbon into your Trapper Keeper while getting absolutely no education on drugs, addiction, or real life. It’s retro. It’s embroidered. And it’s dripping in irony for anyone who proudly owns a vape, a trauma bond, or a recreational felony.
To keep kids off drugs? Maybe.
To keep adults on edge? Definitely.
Details
- 3D puff embroidery in original D.A.R.E. red – because nostalgia hits harder than truth
- Classic black mesh trucker – breathable for when the lies start to sweat
- Curved brim – perfect for nodding while ignoring everything the program taught
- Adjustable snapback – one size fits all regret
- Fits men, women, and anyone who failed the pledge
- Makes every conversation just a little more uncomfortable
Remember when they told you to stay drug-free? Well, they were right — but not for the reasons they thought.
This shirt is a financial PSA. Inflation hits everything, including your dealer.
Wear this to your next cookout, court date, or high school reunion.
- Retro anti-drug parody shirt
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex = stretchy truth fabric
- Short sleeve, unisex fit
- Position-printed graphic for maximum wallet pain visibility
-
Party-friendly, wallet-unfriendly
Warning: May trigger old health teachers and bankrupt drug dealers.
Showing 35/181