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Brand Parody Shirts & Gifts

Famous logos and products, bent into jokes. 5-Hour Felony is a 5-hour Energy parody. The True North Face is an outdoor-gear logo starring Kim Jong Un. Diarrhea Thirst Quencher is a Gatorade parody for marathon runners. Elitist is a Titleist golf-ball parody for the country club. America Runs On Slaughter is a Dunkin' parody for slasher fans. Riploc Soul Storage is a Ziploc parody for ghost hunters, Pocket Molars is a PEZ-dispenser parody, The Prince Albert Drive-Thru is a White Castle parody, and Number One Luxury Reptile Crime is a parody of a preppy crocodile logo.

These are parodies. They make fun of the brands and are not made, licensed or endorsed by any of them. They come on T-shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. More parody lives on satire merch.

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Number One Luxury Reptile Crime - Parody Alligator Hat — Black Number One Luxury Reptile Crime - Parody Alligator Hat $39.99 Screaming green ghost trapped inside a Ziploc-style sandwich bag branded RIPLOC, on a sticker — White Riploc Soul Storage Sticker — Funny Ziploc Parody $4.99 Golf ball on a tee with a Titleist-style script logo that reads Elitist, on a sticker — White Elitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Parody $4.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a t-shirt — Black Elitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist Parody $24.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a hoodie — Black Elitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist Parody $59.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a poster Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody $34.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a t-shirt America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $24.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a hoodie America Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $59.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' America Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $59.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a poster America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $34.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a sticker America Runs On Slaughter Sticker — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $4.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a mug America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $21.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on a t-shirt Diarrhea Thirst Quencher T-Shirt — Funny Gatorade Parody $24.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on a hoodie Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Hoodie — Funny Gatorade Parody $59.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on a sticker Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Sticker — Funny Gatorade Parody $4.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on socks Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Socks — Funny Gatorade Parody $26.99 Gatorade-style logo spelling DIARRHEA with a sludgy dripping bolt, on a mug Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade Parody $21.99 Furious screaming ghost sealed in a Ziploc-style bag branded RIPLOC, on a t-shirt Riploc Soul Storage T-Shirt — Funny Ziploc Parody $24.99 Furious screaming ghost sealed in a Ziploc-style bag branded RIPLOC, on a hoodie Riploc Soul Storage Hoodie — Funny Ziploc Parody $59.99 A novelty coffee mug featuring a spoof 5-Hour Energy label reading 5-Hour Felony. 5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $21.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on socks 5-Hour Felony Socks — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $26.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a sticker 5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $4.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a t-shirt 5-Hour Felony T-Shirt — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $24.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a hoodie 5-Hour Felony Hoodie — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $59.99

Questions about Brand Parody Shirts & Gifts

Are these official products of the brands they parody?

No. Every design is a parody made by Weird Castle. None of them is made, licensed, sponsored or endorsed by the brand it makes fun of.

Which brands do the designs parody?

Among others: 5-hour Energy (5-Hour Felony), The North Face (The True North Face), Gatorade (Diarrhea Thirst Quencher), Titleist (Elitist), Dunkin' (America Runs On Slaughter), Ziploc (Riploc Soul Storage), PEZ (Pocket Molars) and White Castle (The Prince Albert Drive-Thru).

What products are there?

T-shirts, hoodies, hats, coffee mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. Not every design comes on every product.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 30 days after your item arrives to request a return. The refund policy at weirdcastle.com/policies/refund-policy has the details.

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