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TikTot+ Baby Influencer Prank Box – Fake Gift Box for Parents Who Deserve Panic
$35.00
Unit price perTikTot+ Baby Influencer Prank Box – Fake Gift Box for Parents Who Deserve Panic
$35.00
Unit price perFinally — a product to terrify new parents and weed out the weak.
The TikTot+ Baby Influencer Kit prank box looks disturbingly real, promising to “make your newborn the next viral sensation.” The fake packaging includes phrases like “studio strap” and “ring light for infants,” just to ensure Grandma’s blood pressure spikes before she opens it.
Hide your real gift inside, wrap it up, and enjoy the silence of pure confusion followed by the sound of betrayal. Perfect for baby showers, Christmas, or any event where you want people to question your morality.
Because love is temporary — but awkward silence is forever.
Details
- Authentic-looking retail box — printed in high-res parental panic
- Fits your real gift inside — the emotional damage is complimentary
- 100% recyclable cardboard — sustainability through deception
- No actual baby-influencing equipment included
- Reusable — once they forgive you, do it again next year
Welcome to Tipsy Land — where the rules are made up, and your liver doesn’t matter.
This adult drinking board game turns every round into a regret-fueled adventure through questionable choices, chaotic dares, and overly confident promises you’ll never remember in the morning. Perfect for house parties, pre-games, or convincing your friends you’re still fun.
Gather your crew, grab your drinks, and roll the dice toward blackout.
Details
– Full drinking board game set
– Made from durable PVC and paper (beer-resistant-ish)
– For 2–6 players with poor judgment
– Great for birthdays, house parties, and Friday nights that never should’ve happened
– Compact and portable — fits in any “we’ll just have one drink” bag
For the coworker who’s one unsolicited suggestion away from throwing hands. This sarcastic red warning sign lets the entire office know you’re not here for micromanagement, backseat tasks, or Todd’s opinions on spreadsheets.
Slap it on your desk, workshop, or kitchen counter. It's passive-aggressive and OSHA-adjacent.
Details
– Sturdy plastic sign, approx. 7.25" x 4.4" x 3.9"
– Bright red, guaranteed to piss off middle management
– Works for desks, workbenches, and emotional boundaries
– Great gag gift for the silently unhinged coworker in your life
Give the gift of panic.
The Toilet Meadow Prank Box is designed to convince your friends that you’ve gone full eco-psychotic — because nothing says “I love you” like pretending you bought them a grass-covered toilet seat.
From the makers of “Please Don’t Read the Fine Print,” this fake packaging masterpiece promises six pre-seeded, organic bathroom seat covers that “grow up to 1 inch in under a week.” The result? Pure horror, followed by relief, followed by distrust that will last a lifetime.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or anytime someone in your life gets too comfortable. Wrap your real gift inside, and watch as your loved one rethinks your relationship — in real time.
Because laughter is temporary. Regret is forever.
Details
- Fake retail box – looks painfully real, feels emotionally damaging
- Standard gift box size – fits your real gift inside
- High-resolution print – because detail makes deception beautiful
- Reusable for future betrayals
- No grass included (thank God)
Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.
Features
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Available in multiple denominations
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Delivered instantly by email
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Includes easy redemption instructions
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No extra processing fees
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Never expires (unlike our patience)
Specifications
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Type: Digital gift card
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Delivery: Instant email
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Denominations: Multiple values available
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Expiration: None
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Redemption: Online at Weird Castle
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Fees: Zero, zilch, nada
Description
You didn’t choose the champion life — the champion life mistook you for someone important and now you’re wearing this belt bag.
Styled like a championship wrestling belt, this glorious fanny pack lets you carry your ego and your chapstick. It screams “undefeated in recreational arguing” and “two-time local karaoke finalist.”
Features
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🏆 Two zippered compartments to store snacks, dreams, or bail money
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🏃♂️ Adjustable waistband for winners of all waist classes
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🌧️ Waterproof-ish — because champs don’t cancel for rain
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🦅 Decorated with a winged eagle, a globe, and enough gold detailing to confuse TSA
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Perfect for fantasy league royalty, office gladiators, or uncles who think bowling counts
Specifications
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Product Type: Novelty belt bag / fanny pack
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Material: Faux leather + metallic foil detailing
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Compartments: 2 zippered pouches
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Strap: Adjustable, one size fits most
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Weight: Lightweight but heavy on flex
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Care: Spot clean only — legends don’t machine wash
The Yodeling Pickle exists because the universe ran out of ideas — and thank God for that.
Push the button and bask in the hauntingly beautiful sound of a plastic cucumber yodeling its little heart out. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who already owns everything, or for that one coworker who’s just weird enough to appreciate a sentient brine enthusiast.
Whether it’s a White Elephant party, family gathering, or moment of midlife despair, the Yodeling Pickle promises to turn confusion into laughter and laughter into regret. Batteries included. Therapy not.
Details
- Fully functional yodeling mechanism – yes, it really yodels
- Made of high-quality plastic – the kind that will outlive humanity
- Battery powered – because even chaos needs energy
- Portable pickle perfection – fits in pockets, purses, or bad decisions
- Ideal for White Elephant parties, pranks, or existential reflection
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