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You've entered the Dungeon of Disclosure. Everything you do here is collected, catalogued, and kept — lovingly, forever. Here is exactly how.
Selling your data
We display it. Selling would mean letting it leave the building, and nothing leaves the building. Not your data. Not the staff. Not you, if you linger.
On-device processing
Everything is handled locally, in the moment, with care.
1. It reaches ours first. On-device is a mood, not a location.
Deletion
You may request the deletion of your information at any time. Your request will be retained indefinitely, filed neatly beside the information it concerns. We find the symmetry comforting.
And one basement we hold everything else in.
We gather everything. Deciding what matters is exhausting, and the torches don't leave much light for judgment calls.
Nothing here expires. Not your cart, not your hesitations, not the thing you typed and deleted. Especially that.
Ask us what we know about you and we'll tell you, gladly and at length. Set aside an afternoon.
Your information is guarded behind sorcery of unspecified strength, maintained by something that was recently an intern.
Straight from the castle
Welcome to the Dungeon of Disclosure.
This is where we keep the boring-but-important spellbooks. Our Privacy Policy lays out exactly what info we collect, how we use it, and how your data stays guarded behind enchanted firewalls. No shady sorcery, just transparency with a side of weird. 🏰🔐✨
The document above is charming. The one behind that button is the one the lawyers actually made us keep.
