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Weird Castle | Privacy Policy
Welcome to the Dungeon of Disclosure.
This is where we keep the boring-but-important spellbooks. Our Privacy Policy lays out exactly what info we collect, how we use it, and how your data stays guarded behind enchanted firewalls. No shady sorcery, just transparency with a side of weird. 🏰🔐✨
Ends December 20th
Claim Your First Entry
Why This Isn’t a Scam (Relax.)
We know, giveaways usually have ‘my uncle runs Nintendo’ energy.
This one’s real.
Yes, we actually bought the console. Yes, shipping is covered.
No, you won’t have to join a cult.
(Unless you want to. We’re flexible.)
Questions You’re Definitely About to Ask
As real as the hairline on our ‘War on Baldness’ hat model.
Get entries. Score points. Hope the Castle gods smile upon you.
Yes, free entry methods exist. Our lawyer insists you know this.
By doing literally anything except ignoring this page.
The “I Need That Console” Leaderboard
Top Entries Get Roasted Live.
When we announce the winner, we’ll also publicly roast the top 10 runners-up.
(With love. Probably.)
