You survived the first Civil War.

Now survive the comment section.

The Civil War Veteran Hat is a limited-edition satire cap for those who remember the old battlefield: bayonets, cannon fire, and the dice game that cost Jenkins his leg.

You didn’t fight for glory. You fought for the boys.
And now you wander Walmart, wondering why no one salutes.

This hat changes that.

Features:

• Union blue corduroy (looks black, feels conflicted)

• Embroidered CIVIL WAR VETERAN patch with crossed rifles and battle bars

• Yellow piping for that “earned it” energy

• “PROUDLY SERVED” curved across the brim

• Brass-adjustable faux leather strap — because arthritis is real

• Weird Castle sigil on the side (history’s weirdest survivors only)

Wear it to brunch. To the bar. To Thanksgiving with the grandkids.
Just don’t wear it to the reenactment group. You know why.

Limited stock. Ships immediately. For veterans of America’s first comment war.