Eleven Minutes Closer — Funny Smoker Graphic T-Shirt
$28.00
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Eleven Minutes Closer — Funny Smoker Graphic T-Shirt
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between July 16 and July 18.
$28.00
Unit price perScience has confirmed it. Every cigarette costs you eleven minutes of life. That's basically one bad meeting, half a sitcom episode, or exactly enough time to regret lighting the next one. Wear this shirt to acknowledge that fact and then do nothing about it — coughing in style, with excellent posture, approaching the pearly gates on a schedule.
Fine Print:
- 100% cotton (won't melt if you descend the other way)
- Loose fit for optimal lung expansion — or controlled collapse
- Conversation starter AND ender, sometimes simultaneously
- Doubles as a warning, a punchline, or a surprisingly deep icebreaker at church
- Perfect gag gift for smokers, quitters, ex-smokers who are lying, and anyone who has ever said "I'm trying to cut back"
- Not responsible for any existential spirals this shirt triggers at parties
Unisex loose-fit tee, sizes XS–3XL, available in black, white, and gray. High-quality graphic print that survives the wash longer than most of your good intentions.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Eleven Minutes Closer — Funny Smoker Graphic T-Shirt
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FAQs
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Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.