Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
$24.00
Unit price per
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Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between November 22 and November 24.
$24.00
Unit price perDescription
Socks with attachment issues — literally.
These absurdly affectionate foot tubes come with magnetized mini hands that clasp together like a clingy couple at a high school dance. Bonus: googly eyes that silently judge everyone you walk past. Perfect for lovers, loners, coworkers, and cryptids alike.
Just don’t wash them near your phone or your boundaries.
Features
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✋ Magnetic palms for spontaneous public hand-holding
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👀 Googly eyes included (the silent kind of judgment)
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🧵 Hand-sewn, hand-wash — because love is fragile
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👣 One size fits most humans (US Women’s 4–8 or kids 8+)
Details
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Material: Cotton/poly blend + unearned intimacy
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Care: Hand-wash only, dry boundaries flat
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Style: Unisex novelty socks
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Includes: 1 pair (2 socks, 4 hands, endless regret)
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.