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DescriptionSkip the chasers, go straight to chaos. This tee says what you won’t whisper: I Don’t Drink, Just Drugs. Perfect for parties, festivals, and ruining small talk.
Features
Loose fit for maximum comfort (and plausible deniability)
100% cotton for breathable bad decisions
Short sleeves for hot clubs or hotter messes
Unisex design — chaos is for everyone
Durable print that outlasts the afterparty
Specifications
Fabric: Cotton
Colors: Gray, Khaki, Pink, White
Sizes: XS–XXXL
Sleeve: Regular short sleeve
Fit: Loose pullover
Style: Japanese/Korean casual
Print: High-quality graphic
Thickness: Standard
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