I Love Cocks Tee — Funny Rooster Graphic T-Shirt
$28.00
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I Love Cocks Tee — Funny Rooster Graphic T-Shirt
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Estimated delivery between July 16 and July 18.
$28.00
Unit price perSome people whisper their passions. Some people put four fat roosters on their chest and big bold letters underneath and walk into the grocery store like that. This is a shirt for the second kind of person. I Love Cocks — said loudly, said proudly, said in milk silk fabric that feels suspiciously smooth for something this unhinged.
The Fine Print (read it out loud at a family dinner):
- Four thick roosters strutting across your chest like they own the place — because they do now
- Big bold letters so nobody in a 30-foot radius can claim they didn't see it
- Soft milk silk fabric (smooth like every bad decision you've ever felt great about)
- Loose fit — maximum cock comfort, zero regrets
- Pullover style: easy on, easy off, easy to explain to HR
- Available in Black, White, Gray, Khaki, Pink, Red, and Yellow — pick the one that matches your energy
- Sizes XS–XXXXL, because everyone deserves this cross to bear
Milk silk fabric, loose pullover fit, short sleeves, sizes XS to XXXXL. High-definition print. A genuinely good funny rooster shirt that also happens to be the funniest thing you've ever owned. Gift it. Wear it. Let the roosters do the talking.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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I Love Cocks Tee — Funny Rooster Graphic T-Shirt
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
Email us anytime at weirdcastlecrew@gmail.com
We’re small but scrappy — someone human will get back to you within 1–2 business days, possibly faster if we’re not arguing about fonts.
Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.