Rectal Use Only Stickers – Funny Gag Roll of 200 Prank Labels
$30.00
Unit price per
Kindly, Ignore this.
You’re not gonna *not* click this, right?
Rectal Use Only Stickers – Funny Gag Roll of 200 Prank Labels
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Estimated delivery between November 22 and November 24.
$30.00
Unit price perFor when your sense of humor hits rock bottom — and keeps digging.
The Rectal Use Only Stickers are the ultimate weapon in the prank wars. Stick one on your friend’s water bottle, lunch box, or Amazon return and watch confusion unfold. Each roll comes with 200 little green warnings guaranteed to make any situation uncomfortably funny.
Ideal for immature adults, chaotic coworkers, or anyone still laughing at “that’s what she said.” Durable, waterproof, and sticky enough to ruin your reputation at family gatherings.
Details
- Roll of 200 stickers — more than enough to end friendships
- 1.5” x .375” – the perfect size for maximum suspicion
- Waterproof and tear-resistant – because laughter is forever
- Bright green finish – visible from across the HR department
- Best used on other people’s stuff (but legally, don’t)
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$30.00
Unit price per
Rectal Use Only Stickers – Funny Gag Roll of 200 Prank Labels
Built to Turn Heads. Designed to Last.
High-quality materials, bold designs, and fast U.S. shipping. Every piece we sell is made to get noticed and worn again and again.
FAQs
Yep. Real products, real shipping, real weird.
We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
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Sometimes, yes.
Limited-run drops and trending products can disappear fast. If you see something you love, don’t wait — we might never bring it back.
Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.