Scoliosis Shrimp Tee — Funny Curved Shrimp Graphic T-Shirt
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Scoliosis Shrimp Tee — Funny Curved Shrimp Graphic T-Shirt
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Estimated delivery between July 23 and July 25.
$28.00
Unit price perSome shirts have a message. Some shirts have a purpose. This shirt has a shrimp on it — and that shrimp has scoliosis. Nobody asked. Nobody was consulted. And yet here it is, curled dramatically on your chest like it just got some bad news from its spine doctor. Wear it proudly. Or wear it ironically. The shrimp doesn't care. The shrimp is coping.
Fine Print (sort of):
- Shrimp depicted is not a medical diagram, but honestly, pretty accurate
- Conversation starter that WILL make someone tilt their head and go "...wait"
- Seafood hammock vibes, certified
- Perfect for marine biology majors, chronic illness humor fans, and people who just really get it
- Unisex sizing S–XXXL (Asian sizing — size up if you're on the edge)
- Also works at barbecues, aquariums, and anywhere you want to be the most interesting person in the room by default
100% cotton, loose unisex fit, short sleeve, available in Black, White, Gray, and Pink. High-quality graphic print that stays crisp wash after wash — unlike the shrimp's posture.
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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$28.00
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Scoliosis Shrimp Tee — Funny Curved Shrimp Graphic T-Shirt
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Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.