“Think Drink” – 3D Brain Slice Coaster Set (10-Pack for Questionably Intelligent People)
$50.00
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“Think Drink” – 3D Brain Slice Coaster Set (10-Pack for Questionably Intelligent People)
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Estimated delivery between November 22 and November 24.
$50.00
Unit price perEver wanted to rest your drink on a dismembered brain?
Now you can — ten times over.
This 3D Brain Slice Coaster Set is a museum of madness disguised as home decor. Each acrylic slice features disturbingly realistic brain anatomy, perfect for neuroscientists, med students, or anyone whose idea of a party trick involves saying “actually, that’s the prefrontal cortex.”
Whether you’re sipping whiskey while pondering existence or just trying to keep your IKEA table dry, these coasters scream I contain multitudes — and possibly intrusive thoughts.
Details
- Set of 10 transparent acrylic coasters – each one a different slice of the human mind
- Printed anatomical detail that’ll make guests question your profession and your sanity
- Rubber backing keeps it steady during existential crises
- Hand wash only – brains don’t do well in microwaves
- Average shipping time: 7–10 days
- Dimensions: roughly 3.5” x 3.5” (aka “just big enough for your bad decisions”)
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still capable of starting arguments.
If something’s off, email us with your order number and we’ll make it right, no weird hoops to jump through.
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“Think Drink” – 3D Brain Slice Coaster Set (10-Pack for Questionably Intelligent People)
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FAQs
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We print and ship everything from our U.S.-based fulfillment partners — no AI hallucinations involved.
Most apparel runs from XS to 3XL, depending on the product.
Size charts are listed on each item, but if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up (especially if you’ve been hitting the gym or the fridge).
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Delivery, Returns, Exchanges and Guarantee
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, with delivery times depending on your location.
U.S. orders typically arrive in 3–7 days after fulfillment. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it’s on the move.
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
For now, Weird Castle only ships within the U.S. (though our chaos knows no borders).
You’ve got 30 days to return or exchange an item.
As long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in BBQ sauce, we’ll take it back.
Email us with your order number to get started.
Absolutely.
If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it or issue a refund — no drama. Just email us a photo and your order number so we can fix it fast.