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THE BASEMENT
THE BASEMENT
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An open-world castle management experience. Development began at 6:58 AM and has not stopped. Wishlist to be notified when it is finished, which it will be.
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CHETSPACE
CHETSPACE
Aug 6, 2026
A social platform with one user. He is his own Top 8. Multiplayer is present but has never been observed.
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CHETLEEK
CHETLEEK
Aug 26, 2026
Episodic. Contents of each release are determined by public vote. The publisher has asked that you do not participate.
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THE WAR
THE WAR
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Rolling coverage of an internal dispute at a company of one. Live service. No scheduled conclusion.
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WEIRDEST
WEIRDEST
Aug 20, 2026
An endless wall of things nobody asked for. Sorted by how far each one is from anything else.
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THE COMMISSION
THE COMMISSION
Jul 2, 2026
A bureaucracy simulator in which you request something and it is escalated. Escalation is the only mechanic.
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ROOT ACCESS
ROOT ACCESS
Jun 18, 2026
A rhythm title. One track. The publisher wrote it, performed it, and reviewed it favourably.
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THE VAULT
THE VAULT
May 9, 2026
Everything previously withdrawn from sale, kept behind a door for reasons that were not recorded.
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WC TV
WC TV
Apr 22, 2026
Broadcast content in a continuous loop. There is no schedule and there is no off switch.
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WEIRDSLACK
WEIRDSLACK
Mar 30, 2026
Workplace communication software. Eight participants. All of them are the publisher.
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THE HATS
THE HATS
Feb 14, 2026
A collection title. Cosmetic only. The publisher considers this the most important thing on this list.
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PERSONNEL
PERSONNEL
Jan 8, 2026
A management sim with a roster of eight, each of whom takes credit for something they did not do.
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