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Fully Indoctrinated — Tee
$2999
Size: S
Color: Athletic Heather
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
The bell rang, the standardized tests were administered, and we are thrilled to announce that the programming finally took hold. Behold the perfect product of a twelve-year state-sanctioned compliance drill: a cheerful little mascot with zero critical thinking skills and a profound respect for arbitrary authority.
This vintage-style graphic proudly broadcasts your successful transition from an unpredictable human element into a highly manageable demographic unit. Wear it to let your local administrators know your cognitive behavioral adjustments are holding steady and you are extremely ready to accept a lifetime of middle management.
- 100% stripped of unapproved independent thought
- Pre-programmed to panic if you cannot produce a hall pass
- Optimized for standardized testing and institutional obedience
- Warning: Exposure to unauthorized literature may cause firmware corruption
$2999
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | July 31, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #70 in things nobody requested |
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