Small tyrants and collectibles that blink first. Issued to people with a very specific sense of humour and no intention of explaining it at the dinner table.
Items
Everything in this shop is real, in stock, and made by something that works here.
No reviews on this shop yet. Reviews live on each item, they are written by people who
bought the thing, and a human reads them before they go up. The Machine has asked
several times whether it can write them. It cannot.