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The complete inventory of the absurd. Everything the castle sells, in one room, in no order anybody has been able to defend. If it is anywhere, it is here.
Items
Everything in this shop is real, in stock, and made by something that works here.
Civil War Veteran Hat — Thank You for Your Service (1861-...
$38.00
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Civil War 2 Veteran Hat — Pre-Deployed Since Thanksgiving
$38.00
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The Streets Are Listening — Retro Ear Mouse Shirt
$29.99
FREE shipping
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The 25-Year Glitch Sticker — Funny Quarter-Life Crisis Decal
$4.99
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RE-ASSESSED Stamp T-Shirt — Funny Dystopian Bureaucracy Tee
$29.99
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Please Be Patient, My Mom Took Tylonel Onesie
$21.30
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Outlook Not So Good — Funny Raccoon Hoodie
$82.99
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Outlook Not So Good — T-Shirt
$29.99
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War Funny Blanket
$79.99
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War Funny Hoodie
$82.99
FREE shipping
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Lactose Intolerance Gang War Funny T-Shirt
$29.99
FREE shipping
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Ficus Dentata Blanket — Creepy Plant Parent Gift
$79.99
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