Inflation Engineer — Certified Trade Credential — Mug
$17.99
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Inflation Engineer — Certified Trade Credential — Mug
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Estimated delivery between July 16 and July 18.
$17.99
Unit price perThe Federal Reserve has spent 112 years explaining that inflation is a complex macroeconomic phenomenon — a spontaneous weather event, essentially, that simply befalls economies like a cold front or a bad harvest. This garment respectfully disagrees. Meet your Inflation Engineer: a credentialed, union-recognized, sweat-drenched gremlin in a tiny suit, running the money printer at full tilt because that is his job and he is very good at it. The rubber-hose cartoon style is cheerful. The occupational credential format is institutional. The implications are your problem.
Rendered in the visual language of a trade certification patch — the kind you'd frame next to your HVAC license or hang in the break room — this is a legitimate skilled-trade credential for the people actually doing this to you. Est. 1913. Never audited. Brrr compliant. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to the bank. Wear it the next time someone on television calls inflation 'transitory.'
- Est. 1913 — the actual founding year of the Federal Reserve, for those keeping score at home
- Never Audited — a documented, real, Ron-Paul-died-on-this-hill fact about the most powerful financial institution in human history
- Brrr Compliant — meets all 2020 money-printer-go-brrr industry standards
- Union Recognized — brotherhood of Quantitative Easers, Local 0
- Issued by Weird Castle Operations — this does not accuse; it mirrors
You’re not buying a joke, you’re buying a well-made product with a joke on it. Quality that won’t make you question your life choices.
We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
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Inflation Engineer — Certified Trade Credential — Mug
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