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Inflation: Fixed It T-Shirt — Money Printer Go Brrr Tee
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
About this item
- What it is. Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 4.2 oz. Heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend.
- Unisex fit with a ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams, so it keeps its shape.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks. The design sits in the fabric, not on top of it.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
The Federal Reserve has deployed its signature solution again, and we put it on a premium cotton t-shirt. Don't worry — the technical term for what's happening to your savings is a liquidity event, and the man in the pinstripe suit cranking the lever on this graphic tee looks very confident. Featuring a classic rubber-hose animation style, cheerful colors, and a historically accurate money-printing mechanism.
Limited edition graphic tee. Unlimited fiat supply. Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Monetary Normalcy in coordination with nobody who will ever face consequences.
- ✦ The fine print: Wearing this shirt is not financial advice. Not not financial advice.
- ✦ The tiny citizens depicted on this shirt are doing fine, probably
- ✦ 'SOLUTION' lever rated for infinite pulls
- ✦ May cause mild awareness of how quantitative easing actually works
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front.
Products in this set: INFLATION: FIXED IT.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | T-Shirt |
| Date first available | July 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #80 in things nobody requested |
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