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Retain Nothing — Mandatory Reintegration Funny School Mug

Name: Retain Nothing — Mandatory Reintegration Funny School Mug
Brand: Weird Castle
SKU: 27122422464887844369
Price: 17.99 USD
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$1799

Size: 11oz

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What it is. White durable ceramic. BPA-free and lead-free.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Printed by sublimation, so the design will not peel or scratch off.
Sizes. 11 oz · 15 oz
Care. Dishwasher safe on the top rack.
Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.

You have been cleared for re-entry into the Mandatory Reintegration Cycle. This ceramic vessel has been issued by the Bureau of Compulsory Attendance to confirm your psychological status: compliant, depleted, and ready to absorb information you will not retain past the second Friday of October. Drink your morning coffee in first period. Let the institution see what it has made.

The Re-Entry Program makes no guarantees regarding the transfer of knowledge, but it does make an excellent funny back-to-school gift for exhausted teachers, college students, and anyone surviving the educational complex.

11oz ceramic mug issued pursuant to Annual Cycle Resumption Protocol
Caffeine intake is recommended but will not be sufficient for 8 a.m. consciousness
The perfect funny back-to-school mug for teachers, students, and institutional survivors
No refunds. No appeals. See you next year.

Ceramic mug. White ceramic. 11oz (0.33 l). Rounded corners. C-handle. Dye-sublimation print.

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Product information

Brand	Weird Castle
Department	Everything
Item type	Mug
Date first available	July 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Manufacturer	The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask)
Country of origin	Contested
Batteries required	No. Conviction required.
Best Sellers Rank	#52 in things nobody requested