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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal — White Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Gove... $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker — White Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified F... $4.99 Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99 Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corpo... $21.99 Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian Coffee Mug Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian... $21.99 Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloo... $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcar... $4.99 Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skele... $21.99 Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquar... $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #694... $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff ... $4.99 Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal — White Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal $4.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug $21.99 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Me... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster $34.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal — White Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr ... $4.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skele... $4.99 Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal — White Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal $4.99 Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Inflation Cup Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Infl... $21.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Student Survival Mug Standard Academic Protocol — Funny Student Survival... $21.99 Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teacher Gift Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teach... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (362 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
272 products
Silent Reading Flesh Wedge Poster — Creepy Classroom Decor Silent Reading Flesh Wedge Poster — Creepy Classroom Decor $34.99 The Long Way — Funny Corn On The Cob Poster The Long Way — Funny Corn On The Cob Poster $34.99 Hold Your Horses — Funny Medusa Horse Poster Hold Your Horses — Funny Medusa Horse Poster $34.99 Bestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — Funny Medieval Art Poster Bestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — Funny Medieval Art Poster $34.99 A funny white mug featuring a feral possum graphic and the text Canned Fight-Or-Flight parodying an energy drink. Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Meme Mug $21.99 1930s rubber-hose cartoon payment terminal saying Tap To Continue Existing on a funny healthcare joke mug Tap To Continue Existing — Funny Healthcare Mug $21.99 Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Poster Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Poster $34.99 A smiling retro cartoon star experiencing excruciating flank pain Excruciating Flank Pain Sticker — Funny Kidney Stone Gift $4.99 Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Mug Excruciating Flank Pain — Funny Kidney Stone Mug $21.99 A funny retro gamer sticker featuring a stressed out 2000s gaming avatar smoking a cigarette. Mii Need A Cigarette — Funny Retro Gamer Sticker $4.99 Mii Need A Cigarette Mug — Funny Retro Gamer Gift Mii Need A Cigarette Mug — Funny Retro Gamer Gift $21.99 Live Fast Est Never Funny Sarcastic Poster Live Fast Est Never Funny Sarcastic Poster $34.99 Vintage chalkboard style skull and hourglass sticker reading Live Fast Est Never. Live Fast Est Never — Funny Nihilist Skull Sticker $4.99 Stop Believing In Horses Mug — Funny Conspiracy Theory Gift Stop Believing In Horses Mug — Funny Conspiracy Theory Gift $21.99 A parody sticker of an outdoor apparel brand logo featuring the face of Kim Jong Un and the words The True North Face. The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Sticker $4.99 The True North Face Mug — Funny Kim Jong Un Coffee Cup The True North Face Mug — Funny Kim Jong Un Coffee Cup $21.99 You Sure About That meme sticker featuring a 90s bootleg rap design of a screaming comedian You Sure About That Meme Sticker — Funny Retro Decal $4.99 Super Science Go To Sun — Funny Bootleg Astronaut Mug Super Science Go To Sun — Funny Retro Astronaut Mug $21.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Rubber Hose Mascot Sticker Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Rubber Hose Mascot Sticker $4.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99 Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Sticker — Funny Chore Decal Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Sticker — Funny Chore Decal $4.99 Basic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal Basic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal $4.99 My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Goth Toy Decal My First Necromancy Sticker — Funny Goth Toy Decal $4.99 My First Necromancy Funny Coffee Mug - Retro Occult Goth Gift My First Necromancy Funny Coffee Mug - Retro Occult Goth Gift $21.99