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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal — White Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Gove... $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker — White Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified F... $4.99 Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99 Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corpo... $21.99 Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian Coffee Mug Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian... $21.99 Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloo... $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcar... $4.99 Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skele... $21.99 Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquar... $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #694... $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff ... $4.99 Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal — White Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal $4.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug $21.99 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Me... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster $34.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal — White Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr ... $4.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skele... $4.99 Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal — White Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal $4.99 Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Inflation Cup Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Infl... $21.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Student Survival Mug Standard Academic Protocol — Funny Student Survival... $21.99 Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teacher Gift Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teach... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (370 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
280 products
1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 7:00 AM Sharp Mug — Funny One-of-a-Kind Coffee Cup 7:00 AM Sharp Mug — Funny One-of-a-Kind Coffee Cup $21.99 Voluntary Capture Protocol — Funny Tech UX Sticker Voluntary Capture Protocol — Funny Tech UX Sticker $4.99 User Hostile Design — Funny Anti-Social Tech Sticker User Hostile Design — Funny Anti-Social Tech Sticker $4.99 Barely Holding It Together Mug — Funny Burnout Coffee Cup Barely Holding It Together Mug — Funny Burnout Coffee Cup $21.99 Previously Functional — Funny Burnout Vinyl Sticker Previously Functional — Funny Burnout Vinyl Sticker $4.99 Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Mental Health Decal Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Burnout Decal $4.99 Total Structural Failure — Funny Existential Mental Breakdown Mug Total Structural Failure — Funny Existential Burnout Mug $21.99 Literally Crushing It Sticker — Funny Corporate Burnout Decal — White Literally Crushing It Sticker — Funny Corporate Burnout Decal $4.99 Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker $4.99 Minimum Viable Product Skeleton Sticker — Funny Tech Decal Minimum Viable Product Skeleton Sticker — Funny Tech Decal $4.99 Minimum Viable Product Mug — Funny Tech Burnout Skeleton Cup Minimum Viable Product Mug — Funny Tech Burnout Skeleton Cup $21.99 Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme $4.99 Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker $4.99 Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Mental Health Decal Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal $4.99 Still Processing — Funny Mental Health Bomb Bird Mug Still Processing — Funny Burnout Bomb Bird Mug $21.99 Mandated Serenity — Funny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker Mandated Serenity — Funny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker $4.99 Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency $4.99 Stand Your Groundcover Sticker — Funny HOA Lawn Care — White Stand Your Groundcover Sticker — Funny HOA Lawn Care $4.99 Inflation Contained — Funny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker Inflation Contained — Funny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker $4.99 Healthy Inflation Federal Reserve Mug — Funny Money Printer Cup Healthy Inflation Federal Reserve Mug — Funny Money Printer Cup $21.99 Student Intake Procedure Sticker — Funny College Debt Decal — White Student Intake Procedure Sticker — Funny Student Debt Decal $4.99 Student Intake Procedure — Funny College Debt Graduation Mug Student Intake Procedure — Funny Student Debt Graduation Mug $21.99 Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal — White Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal $4.99