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Tucked behind humming walls and flickering torches, Circuit Rot Emporium is where the castle’s tech-savvy outcasts gather. Run by Crankle the Half-Melted, this shop blends modern-day electronics with castle-core chaos. Expect salvaged gadgets, forgotten tech, and devices that feel like they’ve seen things. Whether you’re rewiring reality or just watching DVDs, this is your shrine to old-school hardware and new-age tools.
Items
Everything in this shop is real, in stock, and made by something that works here.
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Rooftop Rookies Hat — Funny Trucker Hat for Political Sat...
$28.00
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Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream Residency — Sticker
$4.99
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Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream Residency — Cap
$34.99
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Polymer Pete's Permanent Bloodstream Residency — Tee
$29.99
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Stand Your Groundcover — Sticker
$4.99
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Stand Your Groundcover — Tee
$29.99
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Pos...
$4.99
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Pos...
$17.99
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Pos...
$34.99
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Inflation Contained — Sticker
$4.99
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Healthy Inflation — Official Federal Reserve Wellness Pos...
$29.99
FREE shipping
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Inflation Contained — Cap
$34.99
FREE shipping
Circuit Rot Emporium
Reviews
★★★★★ 648 reviews · This seller usually responds within a few hours (of being asked something).
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"Item shipped fast and looked exactly like the photo, which unsettled me. Would order again. Have ordered again."
— a verified buyer