Citation Needed — Tee
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Kindly, Ignore this.
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Citation Needed — Tee
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Unit price perThe little man in the rumpled suit has been at it for eleven hours. The article is called THE TRUTH. He is the only editor. He has been reverted 4,897 times. The talk page is locked. The suspicious IP traced back to the edit is 127.0.0.1 — localhost — meaning he is, in the technical sense, arguing with himself. He is sweating through the formal wear. The pie eyes say he knows something. The pie eyes also say he will never stop.
Citation Needed is Wikipedia's most passive-aggressive institutional maneuver — the polite way the encyclopedia says we do not believe you but we have chosen not to say so directly. The rubber-hose bureaucrat is every government press office, every corporate communications team, every agency that has ever issued a correction to its own prior correction. The record is being kept. The record is being revised. The record has always been revised. Issued by Weird Castle Information Management, a division with no verifiable edit history.
- Edit count: 4,897 reversions, zero consensus reached
- Talk page status: Locked pending investigation into the investigation
- Suspicious IP: 127.0.0.1 (the editor is the source, the source is the editor)
- Article stability: Perpetually marked as a stub
- Neutral point of view: Disputed
- This garment: [citation needed]
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Citation Needed — Tee
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