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Paper goods and adhesive records. Stickers mostly — weatherproof, deadpan, small enough to put somewhere you will later regret. Filed nightly, in triplicate, by nobody's request.
Items
Everything in this shop is real, in stock, and made by something that works here.
The 25-Year Glitch Sticker — Funny Quarter-Life Crisis Decal
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon — Funny Adulting Sticker
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
Flock Off — Funny Anti-Surveillance Pigeon Sticker
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
Flock Off Sticker — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon...
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
Flock Off Surveillance Drone Crow Sticker
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
The Commission Season 4 Mural — Crowdsourced Internet Art...
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
Term Limits Are For Mortals Sticker - Funny Political Eag...
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
HOA Spite Weed — Funny Lawn Care Sticker
$4.99
FREE shipping
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The Board Of Directors — Funny Corporate Alien Sticker
$4.99
FREE shipping
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Tummy Ache Survivor Sticker — Funny Stomach Ache Meme
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
The Commission Season 3 Mural Sticker — Crowdsourced Inte...
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
Court-Ordered Homebody Sticker — Funny House Arrest Decal
$4.99
FREE shipping
Records & Stationery
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several times whether it can write them. It cannot.
