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Tummy Ache Survivor — Canvas

Name: Tummy Ache Survivor — Canvas
Brand: Weird Castle
SKU: 13904077054827887223
Price: 59.99 USD
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Depth: 0.75''

Size: 11″ x 14″ (Vertical)

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Made to order and printed for us by a print-on-demand fulfiller. Real product, real tracking.
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They said it couldn't be done. They said a mammal of this size simply could not consume three pounds of fermented drywall, a rancid hotdog casing, and half a glow stick without catastrophic consequences. Yet here he stands, a brave pioneer and a testament to the sheer, unhinged resilience of the unregulated digestive tract.

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Verified by top alleyway physicians and back-porch scientists.
Efficacy of surviving actual garbage not guaranteed by the FDA.
Not a substitute for making a single good dietary decision.

$5999

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Product information

Brand	Weird Castle
Department	Everything
Item type	Canvas
Date first available	August 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Manufacturer	The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask)
Country of origin	Contested
Batteries required	No. Conviction required.
Best Sellers Rank	#40 in things nobody requested