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Everything › Tummy Ache Survivor — Poster
Tummy Ache Survivor — Poster
$3999
About this item
- What it is. 200 gsm (5.9 oz/yd) museum-grade poster paper.
- Printed with pigment inks — bright, and they will not fade or corrode with age.
- Hang with double-sided tape, tacks, or frame it.
- Sizes. See size options above
- Care. Keep it dry. It is paper.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
They said it couldn't be done. They said a mammal of this size simply could not consume three pounds of fermented drywall, a rancid hotdog casing, and half a glow stick without catastrophic consequences. Yet here he stands, a brave pioneer and a testament to the sheer, unhinged resilience of the unregulated digestive tract.
- The Fine Print:
- Verified by top alleyway physicians and back-porch scientists.
- Efficacy of surviving actual garbage not guaranteed by the FDA.
- Not a substitute for making a single good dietary decision.
$3999
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Before the war, either way.
Printed to order in the U.S.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Poster |
| Date first available | August 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #24 in things nobody requested |
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