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Gifts you can buy without knowing someone's size. Stickers, mugs, posters, doormats, garden flags and puzzles — nothing on this page needs a chest, waist or head measurement. T-shirts, hoodies and hats are stocked separately, each with a size chart on its own product page.

For someone who works in an office

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Office and work humour — stickers, mugs and a couple of prints.

Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal — White Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Gove... $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker — White Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified F... $4.99 Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal Re-Assessed Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99 Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corporate Gift Continued Operations Prescription Mug — Funny Corpo... $21.99 Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian Coffee Mug Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation — Funny Dystopian... $21.99 Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office Mug Correct Seating Posture Re-Education — Funny Office... $21.99

For someone with dark humour about health

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Medical, dental and mortality jokes. Reliably too much for some people.

Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloo... $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcar... $4.99 Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skeleton Mug Ready For Curbside Pickup — Funny Existential Skele... $21.99 Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquary Cup Bone Vault Schematics Mug - Funny Medieval Reliquar... $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99

For someone who is on the internet a lot

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Internet, meme and tech humour — for the person who sends you the links.

CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #694... $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff ... $4.99 Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal — White Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal $4.99 Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes — Mug $21.99 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup 1 Monthly Listener Mug - Funny Indie Artist Coffee Cup $21.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Me... $21.99

For someone who has just moved in

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Doormats, garden flags, prints and puzzles — the larger gifts.

I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record... $34.99 Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster Native Species — Giant Frog vs Fighter Jet Poster $34.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster Steamboat Spinal Cord — Creepy Retro Cartoon Poster $34.99

For someone with opinions about money

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Money, debt and finance humour — mostly stickers and mugs.

Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal — White Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr ... $4.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skele... $4.99 Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal — White Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal $4.99 Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Inflation Cup Price Stability Achieved Mug — Funny Economics Infl... $21.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Student Survival Mug Standard Academic Protocol — Funny Student Survival... $21.99 Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teacher Gift Student Processing Unit Mug — Funny Dystopian Teach... $21.99
Buying a shirt instead? We keep apparel off this page on purpose — guessing someone's size is the fastest way to ruin a gift. If you do know their size, t-shirts and hoodies and hats (362 items) each carry a measurement chart on the product page. If you don't, the same joke is usually on a sticker or a mug in here.
272 products
Stop Believing In Horses — Funny Conspiracy Theory Poster Stop Believing In Horses — Funny Conspiracy Theory Poster $34.99 A funny Stop Believing In Horses sticker exposing the ultimate equine conspiracy theory. Stop Believing In Horses — Funny Conspiracy Theory Sticker $4.99 The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Art The True North Face Poster - Funny Kim Jong Un Parody Art $34.99 You Sure About That Meme Poster — 90s Bootleg Comedy Art You Sure About That Meme Poster — 90s Retro Comedy Art $34.99 Super Science Go To Sun — Funny Retro Poster Super Science Go To Sun — Funny Retro Poster $34.99 A bootleg-style cartoon astronaut enthusiastically flying directly into the sun with the text Super Science Go To Sun. Super Science Go To Sun Sticker — Retro Astronaut Decal $4.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker $4.99 Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker $4.99 Terminal Evolution Crab Mug — Funny Carcinization Cup Terminal Evolution Crab Mug — Funny Carcinization Cup $21.99 Cash 4 Ugly Souls Sticker — Funny Grim Reaper Decal Cash 4 Ugly Souls Sticker — Funny Grim Reaper Decal $4.99 Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug Just A Quick Question On The Screen — Tip Screen Meme Mug $21.99 Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug Exposed Bone Polish — Funny Dentist Coffee Mug $21.99 Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody Sticker Cellular Denial Crème — Funny Skincare Parody Sticker $4.99 Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Anti-Aging Skincare Cup Cellular Denial Crème Mug — Funny Skincare Parody Cup $21.99 Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker Active Choking Hazard Funny Warning Label Sticker $4.99 Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal $4.99 Re-Assessed Mug — Funny Bureaucratic Office Gag Gift Re-Assessed Mug — Funny Bureaucratic Office Gag Gift $21.99 Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Funny Smartwatch Joke Sticker Real-Time Mortality Tracker — Funny Smartwatch Joke Sticker $4.99 Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Office Mug Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified — Funny Office Mug $21.99 Processing Your Claim — Funny Dark Humor Retirement Mug Processing Your Claim — Funny Dark Humor Retirement Mug $21.99 Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke — White Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke $4.99 WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker Wikipedia Ongoing Events Desk, Senior Editor Staff — Sticker $4.99 CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker Chronically Online Disaster Response, Incident #69420, Authorized Personnel Only — Sticker $4.99 Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal $4.99