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Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal

Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal

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$499
Size: 3" × 3"

Surface: White

About this item

  • What it is. 100% durable vinyl with a strong adhesive, kiss-cut so it peels cleanly off the backing.
  • Bubble-free application.
  • Made for indoor surfaces — laptops, notebooks, filing cabinets. Not waterproof.
  • Sizes. 3″ × 3″ · 4″ × 4″
  • Care. Wipe clean. Keep it off the dishwasher.
  • Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.

The little man in the rumpled suit has been at it for eleven hours. The article is called THE TRUTH. He has been reverted 4,897 times, and the talk page is locked. Citation Needed is the internet's most passive-aggressive institutional maneuver—the polite way of saying we do not believe you but we have chosen not to say so directly. The record is being kept. The record is being revised. The record has always been revised.

  • Edit count: 4,897 reversions, zero consensus reached
  • Talk page status: Locked pending investigation into the investigation
  • Suspicious IP: 127.0.0.1 (the editor is the source, the source is the editor)
  • Neutral point of view: Highly disputed

High-quality, durable vinyl sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or issuing corrections to your own prior corrections.

$499
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BrandWeird Castle
DepartmentEverything
Item typeSticker
Date first availableJuly 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
ManufacturerThe Machine (does not sleep, does not ask)
Country of originContested
Batteries requiredNo. Conviction required.
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