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Snitches Get Sawdust — Blanket
$7999
Size: 50" × 60"
About this item
- Made to order and printed for us by a print-on-demand fulfiller. Real product, real tracking.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
We pride ourselves on an open-door policy, provided that door leads directly to the industrial woodchipper. Out here, complaining to the labor board or pointing out that the ventilation system violates federal law is considered a severe breach of our tight-knit family culture.
An uncompromising reminder that loyalty is the highest virtue on the shop floor. Ideal for the shift supervisor who runs a tight ship, enforces a suspiciously loose safety protocol, and has a very specific definition of resolving issues internally.
- OSHA inspectors will be aggressively redirected
- Grievances are rapidly processed via the band saw
- The owner has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing
- Whistleblowers will be efficiently repurposed as landscaping mulch
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$7999
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Blanket |
| Date first available | August 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #18 in things nobody requested |
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