The Board Of Directors — Poster

You put on the special glasses and suddenly the quarterly earnings report makes perfect sense. It turns out the guy lecturing you about synergies, paradigm shifts, and mandatory return-to-office policies doesn't just lack a soul—he lacks an epidermis.

A retro 3D anaglyph salute to the real architects of our daily grind. They don't need to conquer the planet with death rays or flying saucers when they can just buy up the housing market and force you to rent your own existence back from them at a premium.

• Do not look directly into the HR department
• Subliminal messaging optimized for maximum shareholder value
• Special sunglasses will not protect you from the upcoming restructuring