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Extra Butter Molars — Canvas
Depth: 0.75''
About this item
- Made to order and printed for us by a print-on-demand fulfiller. Real product, real tracking.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
The lights go down, the previews roll, and you reach a hand into that warm, grease-stained bucket. There is nothing quite like the deafening, bone-shattering crunch of enamel on enamel echoing through a silent auditorium to let everyone know you sprung for the jumbo size.
Skip the unpopped kernels and get straight to the calcium. A full pound of high-gloss, freshly extracted bicuspids drenched in whatever synthetic yellow fluid the lobby pumps out of that warm nozzle. It is the ultimate concession stand flex for anyone who likes a little extra bite with their double feature.
- Small: 150 teeth. Jumbo: We do not ask where they come from.
- May contain traces of silver amalgam and plaque.
- No free refills if you bleed in the bucket.
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Canvas |
| Date first available | August 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #34 in things nobody requested |
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