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Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody#1 Best Seller in "why"Number One Luxury Reptile Crime Hat — Funny Lacoste Parody
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$3999
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Riploc Soul Storage Sticker — Funny Ziploc ParodyCastle's Choice overallRiploc Soul Storage Sticker — Funny Ziploc Parody
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$499
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Elitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Golf ParodyElitist Pro Sticker — Funny Titleist Golf Parody
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$499
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Elitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist Parody
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$2599
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Elitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist Parody
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$5999
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Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist ParodyElitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody
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$3499
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America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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$2599
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America Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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$5999
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America Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
$5999
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America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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$3499
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America Runs On Slaughter Sticker — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Sticker — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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$499
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America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts ParodyAmerica Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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$2199
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher T-Shirt — Funny Gatorade ParodyDiarrhea Thirst Quencher T-Shirt — Funny Gatorade Parody
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$2599
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Hoodie — Funny Gatorade ParodyDiarrhea Thirst Quencher Hoodie — Funny Gatorade Parody
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$5999
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Sticker — Funny Gatorade ParodyDiarrhea Thirst Quencher Sticker — Funny Gatorade Parody
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$499
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Socks — Funny Gatorade ParodyNew Drop todayDiarrhea Thirst Quencher Socks — Funny Gatorade Parody
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$2699
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Diarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade ParodyDiarrhea Thirst Quencher Mug — Funny Gatorade Parody
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$2199
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Riploc Soul Storage T-Shirt — Funny Ziploc ParodyRiploc Soul Storage T-Shirt — Funny Ziploc Parody
Options: 5 sizes
$2599
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Riploc Soul Storage Hoodie — Funny Ziploc ParodyRiploc Soul Storage Hoodie — Funny Ziploc Parody
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$5999
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5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody5-Hour Felony Mug — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
Options: 2 sizes
$2199
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5-Hour Felony Socks — Funny 5-Hour Energy ParodyNew Drop today5-Hour Felony Socks — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
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$2699
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5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody5-Hour Felony Sticker — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
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$499
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5-Hour Felony T-Shirt — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody5-Hour Felony T-Shirt — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
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$2599
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5-Hour Felony Hoodie — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody5-Hour Felony Hoodie — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody
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$5999
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Famous logos and products, bent into jokes. 5-Hour Felony is a 5-hour Energy parody. The True North Face is an outdoor-gear logo starring Kim Jong Un. Diarrhea Thirst Quencher is a Gatorade parody for marathon runners. Elitist is a Titleist golf-ball parody for the country club. America Runs On Slaughter is a Dunkin' parody for slasher fans. Riploc Soul Storage is a Ziploc parody for ghost hunters, Pocket Molars is a PEZ-dispenser parody, The Prince Albert Drive-Thru is a White Castle parody, and Number One Luxury Reptile Crime is a parody of a preppy crocodile logo.

These are parodies. They make fun of the brands and are not made, licensed or endorsed by any of them. They come on T-shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. More parody lives on satire merch.

Questions about Brand Parody Shirts & Gifts

Are these official products of the brands they parody?

No. Every design is a parody made by Weird Castle. None of them is made, licensed, sponsored or endorsed by the brand it makes fun of.

Which brands do the designs parody?

Among others: 5-hour Energy (5-Hour Felony), The North Face (The True North Face), Gatorade (Diarrhea Thirst Quencher), Titleist (Elitist), Dunkin' (America Runs On Slaughter), Ziploc (Riploc Soul Storage), PEZ (Pocket Molars) and White Castle (The Prince Albert Drive-Thru).

What products are there?

T-shirts, hoodies, hats, coffee mugs, stickers, socks, posters, blankets and canvas prints. Not every design comes on every product.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 30 days after your item arrives to request a return. The refund policy at weirdcastle.com/policies/refund-policy has the details.

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