Description
We don’t know what’s going on here either — and that’s the point.

The AUTISM tee is peak chaos: a flaming font, a breakdancing (?) skeleton, and a layout that screams “neurodivergent energy” without asking for permission or clarification. It’s weird, proud, and aggressively unserious — just like most of us.

Perfect For

• Fans of absurdist memewear

• Unfiltered spectrum humor

• Anyone who likes their identity with a side of flaming skeletons

Details

• Fit: Unisex, spectrum-wide

• Material: Breathable polyester mesh (ironically chill)

• Print: Flaming font + dancing skeleton of questionable coordination

• Sizes: S–XXXL

• Notes: Wildly misunderstood by design, may cause public double takes

• Disclaimer: Definitely not a medically approved educational tool

Description
Mikey’s had a long week. Now he’s rolling up — gloved hands and all. This tee captures everyone’s favorite rodent in a not-so-family-friendly moment: mid-joint, mid-roll, zero apologies.

Soft, breathable, and perfect for anyone who likes their fashion with a side of felony energy.

Features
👕 Unisex sizing from XS–3XL
⚫ Available in black (stealth stoners) & ⚪ white (bold degenerates)
😂 Guaranteed to get laughs, judgment, or both
🌿 Perfect for 4/20, house parties, or awkward family dinners
🚫 Not officially licensed. Obviously.

Specifications
Product Type: Graphic tee
Material: 100% soft cotton (pre-shrunk)
Fit: Unisex, true-to-size
Sizes: XS–3XL
Colors: Black & White
Print Method: High-quality screen print
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Description:
The Civil War 2 Veteran: Core Edition Hat is your budget-friendly ticket to surviving America’s weirdest sequel. Same ironic salute, slimmer price tag. Whether you’re doomscrolling in the trenches of TikTok or grilling in your backyard, this hat says: “I enlisted in the comments section, and all I got was this cap.”

Affordable, adjustable, and unapologetically absurd. Future Veteran status has never been so accessible.

Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill (built cheaper than the empire it mocks)

• Structured, low-fitting crown for battlefield or basement duty

• Adjustable Velcro® closure to fit rebels, patriots, and fence-sitters alike

Description
“Sorry, Mr. President, the roof was too slippery!”

On July 13th, 2024, the Secret Service skipped securing a rooftop because of slope concerns… and we all know how that ended. The Rooftop Rookies Tee turns that blunder into wearable satire — soft cotton, sharp humor, and the kind of disbelief you can’t wash out.

Features

• Comfort Colors 1717 tee – 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) – breathable, slope-proof durability

• Relaxed fit & crew neckline – chaos casual or irony chic

• Pre-shrunk – holds shape, unlike government excuses

• Ethically grown US cotton – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified

Specifications

• Product Type: Unisex T-shirt

• Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton

• Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (medium weight)

• Fit: Relaxed, crew neck

• Sizes: S–3XL (select at checkout)

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low