Description
For when you want to say “I’m not like other men” without speaking. Embroidered in the unmistakable black-and-yellow of the world’s most educational platform, this hat is equal parts conversation starter and warning label.

Features

• Crisp embroidery so clean it belongs behind a paywall

• 100% cotton dome for comfort during marathon browsing sessions

• Adjustable strap for heads full of bad decisions

• Curved brim for that “I just watched something I can’t tell you about” squint

• Available in black, white, pink, beige, and washed black

• Perfect for wing nights, festivals, or reminding strangers incognito mode isn’t magic

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Pink, Beige, Washed Black

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic dad hat

• Style: Novelty / streetwear

• Embroidery: Premium stitching

Description
Why wear someone else’s design when you can broadcast the chaos in your brain? The Brickhead Hat is a flat-brim billboard for bad ideas — fully compatible with your questionable creativity.

Features

• Build plate front & brim for maximum block real estate

• Works with most standard mini building bricks

• Flat brim for that “streetwear meets kindergarten” vibe

• Polyester crown for comfort while your head hosts dumb genius

• Adult (57–61cm) and kids (52–56cm) sizes available

• Comes with starter brick art (which you’ll immediately ruin)

• Perfect for parties, protests, first dates, and trolling coworkers

Specifications

• Material: Polyester with block-compatible build plate

• Colors: Black

• Sizes: Adult (57–61cm), Child (52–56cm)

• Fit: Flat-brim cap

• Style: Novelty / interactive hat

• Compatibility: Standard mini building bricks

Description
It’s not just a hat — it’s a forehead forcefield. The MAGA Hair Visor delivers golden glory without the rallies, combining embroidered patriotism with fake hair that repels logic and humility.

Features

• Machine embroidery sharper than a press conference walk-off

• Premium synthetic hair in the hue of presidential confidence

• Adjustable fit for patriots of all skull sizes

• 100% cotton brim for maximum shade-throwing potential

• Doubles as a Halloween costume, court disguise, or conversation ender

• Perfect for golf courses, cookouts, or marching straight into the comments section

Specifications

• Material: Cotton brim + synthetic hair

• Colors: Red visor with blonde hair

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic visor

• Style: Novelty / political gag

• Embroidery: Premium stitching

Description
You’re not just a guy. You’re not just a man. You’re Daddy — and this hat makes sure the room knows it before you open your mouth.

Features

• Clean embroidery that announces authority from across the bar

• 100% cotton for maximum comfort while holding court

• Adjustable strap for a fit that flatters ego or genetics

• Available in black, white, or pink — your aura chooses the color

• Perfect for brunch, courtside flexing, or the cookout where your ex shows up with her “boyfriend”

Specifications

• Material: Cotton

• Colors: Black, White, Pink

• Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)

• Fit: Classic dad hat

• Style: Streetwear / novelty

• Embroidery: Premium stitching

Description
You’ve done your time — just not in this timeline. The Civil War Veteran Tee honors a war no one alive remembers but everyone still argues about. With bold crossed muskets on the front, “Civil War Veteran” + “Proudly Served” on the back, and enough irony to last another century of family feuds, it’s a uniform for the historically unhinged.

Features

• 100% brushed polyester – silky, breathable, battle-ready

• Lightweight comfort (5.16 oz/yd²) – won’t weigh you down like cannon fire

• Fade & shrink resistant – unlike history textbooks

• Expert cut & sew construction – made for imaginary honor

• Inside collar print – no itchy tags, no deserters

• Seam thread auto-matched to design

• Weird Castle insignia on back hem + sleeve logo

Specifications

• Product Type: Unisex T-shirt

• Material: 100% brushed polyester

• Weight: 5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²)

• Fit: Regular

• Sizes: S–3XL (select at checkout)

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

• Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.

Features

• Available in multiple denominations

• Delivered instantly by email

• Includes easy redemption instructions

• No extra processing fees

• Never expires (unlike our patience)

Specifications

• Type: Digital gift card

• Delivery: Instant email

• Denominations: Multiple values available

• Expiration: None

• Redemption: Online at Weird Castle

• Fees: Zero, zilch, nada

Description
This isn’t just a pump cover — it’s a life philosophy.

When your deadlift PR is higher than your taxable income, you’ve entered a new bracket: the Department of Swolenomics. Built for max reps and minimal audits, this shirt features a jacked demigod flanked by flaming Benjamins and a fiscal policy your CPA won’t endorse.

Whether you’re skipping leg day or your W-2, make a statement in breathable cotton that screams limited liability.

Perfect For

• Gym bros with offshore accounts

• Libertarians with creatine habits

• Anyone who considers filing taxes a personality flaw

Details

• Fabric: 100% breathable cotton, untraceable by IRS scanners

• Fit: Loose enough for bulking, tight enough for flexing

• Design: Jacked demigod + flaming Benjamins

• Colors: 9 corruptible shades (consult your accountant, or don’t)

• Sizes: S–XXXL (all equally suspicious)