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Description
For when you want to say “I’m not like other men” without speaking. Embroidered in the unmistakable black-and-yellow of the world’s most educational platform, this hat is equal parts conversation starter and warning label.
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Crisp embroidery so clean it belongs behind a paywall
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100% cotton dome for comfort during marathon browsing sessions
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Adjustable strap for heads full of bad decisions
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Curved brim for that “I just watched something I can’t tell you about” squint
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Available in black, white, pink, beige, and washed black
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Perfect for wing nights, festivals, or reminding strangers incognito mode isn’t magic
Specifications
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Material: Cotton
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Colors: Black, White, Pink, Beige, Washed Black
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Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)
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Fit: Classic dad hat
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Style: Novelty / streetwear
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Embroidery: Premium stitching
Description
Why wear someone else’s design when you can broadcast the chaos in your brain? The Brickhead Hat is a flat-brim billboard for bad ideas — fully compatible with your questionable creativity.
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Build plate front & brim for maximum block real estate
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Works with most standard mini building bricks
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Flat brim for that “streetwear meets kindergarten” vibe
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Polyester crown for comfort while your head hosts dumb genius
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Adult (57–61cm) and kids (52–56cm) sizes available
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Comes with starter brick art (which you’ll immediately ruin)
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Perfect for parties, protests, first dates, and trolling coworkers
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Material: Polyester with block-compatible build plate
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Colors: Black
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Sizes: Adult (57–61cm), Child (52–56cm)
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Fit: Flat-brim cap
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Style: Novelty / interactive hat
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Compatibility: Standard mini building bricks
Description
It’s not just a hat — it’s a forehead forcefield. The MAGA Hair Visor delivers golden glory without the rallies, combining embroidered patriotism with fake hair that repels logic and humility.
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Machine embroidery sharper than a press conference walk-off
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Premium synthetic hair in the hue of presidential confidence
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Adjustable fit for patriots of all skull sizes
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100% cotton brim for maximum shade-throwing potential
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Doubles as a Halloween costume, court disguise, or conversation ender
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Perfect for golf courses, cookouts, or marching straight into the comments section
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Material: Cotton brim + synthetic hair
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Colors: Red visor with blonde hair
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Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)
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Fit: Classic visor
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Style: Novelty / political gag
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Embroidery: Premium stitching
Description
You’re not just a guy. You’re not just a man. You’re Daddy — and this hat makes sure the room knows it before you open your mouth.
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Clean embroidery that announces authority from across the bar
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100% cotton for maximum comfort while holding court
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Adjustable strap for a fit that flatters ego or genetics
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Available in black, white, or pink — your aura chooses the color
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Perfect for brunch, courtside flexing, or the cookout where your ex shows up with her “boyfriend”
Specifications
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Material: Cotton
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Colors: Black, White, Pink
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Sizes: Adjustable (one size fits most)
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Fit: Classic dad hat
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Style: Streetwear / novelty
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Embroidery: Premium stitching
Description
You’ve done your time — just not in this timeline. The Civil War Veteran Tee honors a war no one alive remembers but everyone still argues about. With bold crossed muskets on the front, “Civil War Veteran” + “Proudly Served” on the back, and enough irony to last another century of family feuds, it’s a uniform for the historically unhinged.
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100% brushed polyester – silky, breathable, battle-ready
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Lightweight comfort (5.16 oz/yd²) – won’t weigh you down like cannon fire
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Fade & shrink resistant – unlike history textbooks
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Expert cut & sew construction – made for imaginary honor
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Inside collar print – no itchy tags, no deserters
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Seam thread auto-matched to design
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Weird Castle insignia on back hem + sleeve logo
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Product Type: Unisex T-shirt
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Material: 100% brushed polyester
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Weight: 5.16 oz/yd² (175 g/m²)
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Fit: Regular
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Sizes: S–3XL (select at checkout)
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Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Description
Shopping for someone unhinged but lovable? Skip the guesswork. A Weird Castle Gift Card is the skeleton key to cursed hats, stickers with issues, and regrets disguised as apparel.
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Available in multiple denominations
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Delivered instantly by email
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Includes easy redemption instructions
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No extra processing fees
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Never expires (unlike our patience)
Specifications
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Type: Digital gift card
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Delivery: Instant email
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Denominations: Multiple values available
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Expiration: None
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Redemption: Online at Weird Castle
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Fees: Zero, zilch, nada
Description
This isn’t just a pump cover — it’s a life philosophy.
When your deadlift PR is higher than your taxable income, you’ve entered a new bracket: the Department of Swolenomics. Built for max reps and minimal audits, this shirt features a jacked demigod flanked by flaming Benjamins and a fiscal policy your CPA won’t endorse.
Whether you’re skipping leg day or your W-2, make a statement in breathable cotton that screams limited liability.
Perfect For
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Gym bros with offshore accounts
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Libertarians with creatine habits
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Anyone who considers filing taxes a personality flaw
Details
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Fabric: 100% breathable cotton, untraceable by IRS scanners
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Fit: Loose enough for bulking, tight enough for flexing
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Design: Jacked demigod + flaming Benjamins
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Colors: 9 corruptible shades (consult your accountant, or don’t)
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Sizes: S–XXXL (all equally suspicious)
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