Go to sleep like a cartoon character having a midlife crisis.

The Sad Frog Sleep Mask is soft, plush, and deeply relatable — perfect for people who are tired in more ways than one. Whether you’re passing out on a plane, fake-napping to avoid your family, or just lying there reflecting on your choices, this little green icon’s got your back.

It’s not just a sleep mask. It’s a mood.

Details

– Plush, breathable, and lightly padded for comfort

– Adjustable strap for sad heads of all sizes

– Blocks light, joy, and hope with equal efficiency

– Machine washable (unlike your conscience)

– 20×10 cm – fits adults and kids equally dead inside

Because even your shelf deserves a proper send-off.

The Coffin Dancer Figurine immortalizes one of humanity’s greatest memes — the Ghanaian pallbearers who danced their way into our hearts and timelines. Perfect for your desk, your coffin, or as a subtle reminder that life’s short, so you might as well go out with rhythm.

Each figure set is crafted from durable PVC and comes in two styles:

• Standing: ready to march your bad decisions to their final resting place
• Kneeling: taking a much-deserved break between funerals

Give your office, car dashboard, or roommate’s shrine that tasteful mix of tragedy and groove.

Details

– Made from durable, high-quality PVC

– Height: approx. 10 cm (standing) / 5 cm (kneeling)

– Available in two styles: Standing or Kneeling

– Lightweight, detailed, and perfectly meme-proportioned

– The only funeral décor that sparks joy

For every cat mom who’s one emotional breakdown away from declaring herself queen of the living room.

The Mother of Cats T-Shirt is a purr-fect mix of fantasy fandom and feral reality — ideal for anyone who rules over their feline kingdom with equal parts love and fear. Made for lounging, shedding, and dramatically whispering “bend the knee” to your pets.

Soft, casual, and destined to be covered in cat hair within seconds of wearing it.

Details

– 100% polyester (cat hair resistant… kind of)

– Classic round neck fit, easy to pair with jeans or judgment

– Available in black, white, and grey

– Sizes S–XXL

– Lightweight and breathable for year-round rule over your kingdom

Five stars. No notes.

The Would Poop Here Again Sign is the highest form of bathroom praise — a rustic, handmade wall plaque that perfectly captures the human condition. Equal parts cozy farmhouse charm and toilet humor, it’s ideal for guest bathrooms, Airbnbs, and anyone who treats bowel movements like Yelp reviews.

Classy enough to fit modern decor, funny enough to make people question your sanity.

Details

– 7” x 7” wooden frame, rustic finish

– Pre-installed hanging slot for easy setup

– Neutral color tones for any bathroom aesthetic

– Perfect for housewarmings, Airbnbs, or revenge gifts

– Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a confused stare)

For when small talk physically hurts.

The Sarcastic Comment Loading Whiskey Glass is for people who smile through meetings, family dinners, and every sentence that begins with “Well actually…”

Pour two fingers of something brown, let your inner monologue buffer, and sip your way through the pain of existing in a society that still uses “reply all.”

Sturdy enough to survive your third existential crisis, classy enough to make HR nervous.

Details

– 10oz glass built for both bourbon and bitterness

– “Sarcastic Comment Loading” engraved design

– Includes whiskey stones because you’ve earned cold, not compromise

– Comes in a fancy box so people think you have your life together

– Dishwasher safe, emotionally unstable

Meet Naughty Spud, the crocheted Christmas potato who’s single-handedly ruining HR-approved holiday parties everywhere.

Each spud comes with 30 swappable dirty signs, ranging from “Potato in the streets, French fry in the sheets” to “Ho-ho-hold my beer.”

He’s the perfect mix of “grandma made this” and “grandma would disown you for buying it.”

Stick him on your desk, your mantle, or right next to your Elf on the Shelf to establish dominance. Whether it’s Secret Santa, White Elephant, or a full-on corporate meltdown, Naughty Spud is guaranteed to be the most talked-about gift of the night.

Details

– Hand-crocheted potato plush with magnetic hands

– Includes 30 dirty, swappable signs

– Comes in gift-ready box with no shame included

– Stands proudly at 6 inches (of pure potato confidence)

– Works great as office decor, adult stocking stuffer, or emotional support tuber

For when you didn’t thrive, but damn it — you survived.

These I Survived Socks are for people who’ve been through whatever the hell that was and came out with caffeine, trauma, and a sense of humor. They feature the Earth flexing with sunglasses, flames, and the energy of a therapist saying, “you’re doing great, sweetie” while writing “yikes” in their notes.

Perfect for gifting to anyone who lived through another week, another meeting, or another apocalypse headline.

Details

– Women’s size 5–10 (men’s equivalent fits too if you’ve lost your will to care)

– Cotton/nylon/spandex blend softer than your coping mechanisms

– Breathable, stretchy, and unapologetically stupid

– “I Survived” design with flexing Earth and flaming chaos

– Wash cold, hang dry, and reflect on your resilience