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Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal
Surface: White
About this item
- What it is. 100% durable vinyl with a strong adhesive, kiss-cut so it peels cleanly off the backing.
- Bubble-free application.
- Made for indoor surfaces — laptops, notebooks, filing cabinets. Not waterproof.
- Sizes. 3″ × 3″ · 4″ × 4″
- Care. Wipe clean. Keep it off the dishwasher.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Recovered from a conference room that officially never existed, this GSA-surplus Field Ration Unit sticker has seen things it cannot legally confirm. Perfect for slapping on your water bottle or thermos, this heavy-duty decal labels your daily liquids as canonically Lukewarm.
The Office of Strategic Narratives was a real euphemism for a real government function, making this vinyl sticker the perfect classification tape for your officially sanctioned bullshit. It was declassified because it no longer matters, or because they want you to think it no longer matters. Handle accordingly.
- Contents: Lukewarm
- Origin: Interagency. Do not pursue.
- Adhesion: Bureaucratically permanent
- Application: Laptops, thermoses, and unredacted dossiers
- Classification Status: Declassified (Operationally Irrelevant)
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Products in this set: Office of Strategic Narratives — Field Ration Unit
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Product information
| Brand | Weird Castle |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Sticker |
| Date first available | July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #82 in things nobody requested |
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